Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Fallon, Colbert, Justified, Once, Mindy, GoT & More

Fun fact*: The average TVLine reader thinks about television 27 times per minute.

Sad, right? We thought that figure might turn out to be a little higher! To help boost these numbers, we present Quotes of the Week – a collection of the best retorts, one-liners and bon mots from the last seven days!

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This time around, we’ve got a Game of Thrones joke on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, a father-to-son put-down on Game of Thrones, some bleepable dialogue on Justified and Veep, a double dose of Drag Race and much more.

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So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!

(*Number based on pure speculation and flight of fancy.)