The Voice Top 8 Results Recap: Did The Right Two Singers Get Cut This Week?
As far as results-show telecasts go, The Voice has just about gotten its formula down pat: Plenty of musical performances, kind and gentle quotes like "two people are gonna have to go home tonight who don't deserve to go home" (thanks, Blake!) and the absence of Christina Milian's signature dingbattery from the Sprint Skybox.
One more thing Mark Burnett & Co. might want to consider outlawing: Carson Daly asking contestants any variation on the question, "What has your coach meant to your artistic journey?" I mean, seriously. Whether or not said coach has sabotaged them with unwelcome backup dancers or weighed them down with unspeakable song choices, the answer is always gonna be the same: "Blah blah blah, he/she changed my life for the better, made me a better singer, made me a better human, rescued my calico kitten from a tree, blah blah blah."
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This triumph of blandness will not stand! Cue an evil Xtina side-eye, or another "Aww, shucks, golly — I'm not really competitive" sound bite from Blake, already!
But anyhow...after hearing Carson introduce the night's musical guest not once, not twice but three times as "the great Ellie Goulding" — "Burn" did sound pretty good, even if Will, Matthew and James' mics got switched off — and a
waking nightmare musical performance courtesy of Cee Lo Green, it was time for results!
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Sent to Safety (in Chronological Order)
Will Champlin (Team Adam)
Cole Vosbury (Team Blake)
Jacquie Lee (Team Xtina)
Tessanne Chin (Team Adam)
James Wolpert (Team Adam)
Bottom Three Vote-Getters
Ray Boudreaux (Team Blake)
Caroline Pennell (Team Cee Lo)
Matthew Schuler (Team Xtina)
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Holy conundrum, people! I didn't know whether to throw my 140 characters to Caroline or Matthew. (Ray, obvi, just wasn't an option this time around — no matter how adorable his daughter has been all season.)
OMG, I AM HATING MYSELF SO MUCH NO MATTER WHAT I DECIDE TO DO HERE! #VoiceSave
— Michael Slezak (@MichaelSlezakTV) November 27, 2013
Finally, I made a decision — and I'll admit I went a little overboard.
Luna Lovegood just came to my living room and chanted, "Expecto, Voice-saveum!" And so I must throw my support behind Caroline. #VoiceSave
— Michael Slezak (@MichaelSlezakTV) November 27, 2013
50 TWEETS TO RAVENCLAW! SAVE CAROLINE! #VOICESAVE
— Michael Slezak (@MichaelSlezakTV) November 27, 2013
Every time you vote against saving @carolinepennell, a butterfly crashes into a windshield! #VoiceSave
— Michael Slezak (@MichaelSlezakTV) November 27, 2013
Jennifer Hudson is promoting Black Nativity, but what she's really saying is Save Caroline, people! #VoiceSave #SoGonnaSeeThat
— Michael Slezak (@MichaelSlezakTV) November 27, 2013
Do you want to see a unicorn when you wake up in the morning? Save Caroline, dammit! #VoiceSave
— Michael Slezak (@MichaelSlezakTV) November 27, 2013
Alas, my hashtaggery was in vain. After Adam said Matthew would and should be saved, here's how it played out:
Instantly Saved
Matthew
Eliminated
Caroline
Ray
And with that, let me turn things over to you. What did you think of Top 8 results night? Did you take to Twitter and participate in the "Instant Save"? Did the right people go home? Share your thoughts in the comments!