Quotes Of The Week: Yellowjackets, Naomi, Peacemaker, Ghosts And More

Whether or not you're snowed in this Sunday afternoon, our latest Quotes of the Week column is as good an excuse as any to stay indoors and get cozy on the couch.

In the list below, we've gathered 25 of the small screen's best sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Whoopi Goldberg's vendetta against an insect on The View, some strong opinions from The Righteous Gemstones about Disney's most iconic characters, Sonny's new moniker for Clay on SEAL Team and a This Is Us memory that Nicky probably should have kept to himself.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Pivoting's series premiere (grade it!), a triple dose of Peacemaker (grade the first three!) and quotable moments from The Cleaning Lady, Yellowjackets, Naomi, Station Eleven and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Where are you from? I can't quite place the accent. Wait, hold on, don't tell me. Let me guess: New Jersey?"

"Close. Cambodia."

"Oh, so close."

If we didn't know Garrett (Oliver Hudson) had ulterior motives here, this bathroom banter with Thony (Elodie Yung) would be adorable

"How do I know you're not a serial killer?"

"You don't, I guess. How do I know you're not a serial killer?"

"Because I'm a woman, and I'm not white."

Valeria (Nadine Velazquez) and her very new husband Thomas (Gaius Charles) get to know each other

"Aquaman f—ks fish? I don't believe it."

"A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium, says for 50 bucks he brings him in the back so he can have his way with a sturgeon."

"I refuse to believe that!"

"And I refuse to believe that @pepethefrog89 is lying to me for no reason."

Peacemaker (John Cena) shares with Jamil (Rizwan Manji) some fishy gossip about a fellow hero

"I'd rather be [working] with Harley Quinn than you. I'd rather be with the Weasel than you. I'd rather be with f—king Bat-Mite than you."

"Who's Bat-Mite?"

"He's a two-foot-tall, interdimensional imp who stans Batman."

"Is that a real guy...? What the f—k is the world coming to."

Economos (Steve Agee) schools Peacemaker (John Cena) on a tiny nuisance

"What the f—k is that guy gonna protect [the senator] from? Pink hearts and green clovers?"

Peacemaker (John Cena) sells Judomaster short

"You were supposed to take that to your grave, not spill all the tea. That was two pots and a thermos full. Shoot, I burned my lip just hearing you."

Yvette (Heather Simms) informs Melanie that she's failed Secret-Keeping 101

"Where are the wind chimes?"

"My bamboo chimes are at home, but I appreciate the humor."

"I'm here all week — maybe."

Cancer patient Willow (Katie Lee Hill) exhibits some gallows humor with Chair of Holistic Medicine Dr. Castries (Genevieve Angelson)

"There's a gigantic fly in my house, flying around, irritating me. Because why is he in my house? It's wintertime! Go outside. But I'mma get him. In this hour, I will remove this fly."

We've all wanted to be a fly on the wall at The View, but that was before we saw what Whoopi Goldberg could do with a swatter

"I can't believe you thought I was going to book club this whole time."

"What? There's no book club?!"

Jeff (Warren Kole) gets hung up on one small detail of the cover story Shauna (Melanie Lynskey) used when meeting with her lover

"But the best part? He's adopted, which means he's extra special because adopted kids are chosen."

Naomi (Kaci Walfall) proudly shares with her friend Nathan what she has in common with Superman

"I just thought you'd like it. I saw it on the Today show."

"Second hour with Hoda and Savannah, or third hour with the nonsense people?"

Peter (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) knows exactly how to frame his Valentine's Day gift to Lois (Alex Borstein)

"Female rappers these days, they lean into their sexuality. It's all about anacondas and peaches. It's empowering — but not my thing. I'm more Lauryn Hill."

An observant Sid (Lucky Ray) channels her inner Queen Latifah when she describes her rap style to Robyn

"Y'all went down to Disney World and didn't invite any family to come to your wedding, and you didn't even get a legacy character to marry you?!"

"What legacy character were we supposed to go for that's better than Prince Eric?"

"Oh, I dunno — how about Mickey Mouse."

"F—k Mickey!"

Judy (Edi Patterson) pushes back against her brothers (Danny McBride and Adam DeVine) when they mock her for having a second-tier Little Mermaid character officiate her and BJ's (Tim Baltz) wedding

"You deflowered me under a moon that men had just walked on."

Nicky (Griffin Dunne) makes his reunion dinner with Sally — and her husband — rather awkward

"When I was alive, women couldn't even be a butler. You could be a wench, a midwife or a whore."

"Oh. Well, that's... not something I feel particularly compelled to follow up on."

It doesn't seem like Pete (Richie Moriarty) wants to know which category his fake girlfriend Nancy (Betsy Sodaro) fell into

"The date card said, 'This is what dreams are made of.' I'm so excited. I'm dying to know what dreams are made of, because I do forget a lot of my dreams."

Gabby is really looking forward to a dream date with Clayton

"Out of the four of us, I really did think you'd be the first to go, Amy. You know, with all the artificial sweeteners, smoking all those years, the drinking, the pills, the gluten, the jaywalking."

"I'm so sorry... I promise I will be next?"

"Colleen would really like that."

Sarah (Maggie Q) and Jodie (Ginnifer Goodwin) joke about Amy's (Eliza Coupe) unhealthy habits while at their friend's funeral

"If she could see us now, huh?"

"She would die! [Laughs] Yeah, I realize that's the wrong thing to say now."

The ladies are still getting used to the fact that their foursome has unexpectedly become a trio

"Now I've gotta find the fake Buffett and collar that sonuvabitch."

"And charge him with what? Conspiracy to defraud a fish dinner?"

Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) realizes he paid a Jimmy Buffett lookalike's dinner tab

"I want them to see what was taken from me."

Mamie Till (Adrienne Warren), before the doors are opened for the public viewing of her son Emmett Till's body

"The worst enemies a man will ever face are his own demons."

A wise Raymond (Morris Chestnut), trying to comfort Tyrique about his father's long-ago suicide

"That was quite the death-defying act there, Harry Blondini."

BFFs or not, Sonny (A.J. Buckley) is always armed with a nickname for Clay

"This is like Beyoncé deleting Lemonade."

Ava (Janelle James) reluctantly agrees to take down her viral video

"Woo! That was lit, you know?"

Well, that's one way to describe traditional Scottish bagpipes, Ray

"You walked her home."

Kirsten (Mackenzie Davis) assures Jeevan that his 20-year-old goal was met