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Ted Lasso Season 3: Jason Sudeikis Shares 17 'Spoilers' on Late Night

You’ve just watched Ted Lasso‘s Season 2 finale, and you probably have a few questions.

Well, let us be the first to tell you that Jason Sudeikis’ appearance on Late Night With Seth Meyers offers no answers — but it does offer a few fake spoilers ahead of Season 3.

During a virtual interview just minutes after Apple TV+ dropped the cliffhanger-filled season ender, Sudeikis and fellow co-creators Brendan Hunt and Joe Kelly sat in front of a white board covered in index cards, with made-up storylines for the next 12 episodes of the Emmy-winning comedy series.

Cocaine-laced biscuits? Dani Rojas meeting Her Royal Majesty?? The Zodiac Killer revealed??? What follows is our best attempt to transcribe them all…