2020 In Review: Quotes Of The Year!

Jean-Luc Picard made a small change to his drink order. Pop TV's One Day at a Time reboot threw some shade at its former home. Ron Swanson proved he hadn't changed a bit in the last five years. And Jessie Spano was no longer so... scared!

All year long, we've been collecting TV's best sound bites in our Quotes of the Week compilations, which honor the dialogue that made us laugh, cry and gasp — sometimes all three, in fact. But as 2020 wraps up, we're looking back at the Quotes of the Year, featuring 60 of the funniest, most emotional and/or most delightfully meta moments from the past 12 months.

In the list below, you'll find one Jeopardy! legend insulting another during the show's Greatest of All Time tournament, Psych 2's nod to James Roday Rodriguez's other TV gig, one of Big Brother's best-ever eviction night speeches and an extremely tearful goodbye for Supernatural's Winchester brothers.

Meanwhile, Grey's Anatomy and Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. each got multiple shout-outs in our roundup, because picking only one standout line was just too difficult. Plus, we've got bon mots and one-liners from Yellowstone, Saturday Night Live, The Conners, Better Call Saul, Schitt's Creek and Hawaii Five-0, to name a few.

Though it probably goes without saying, we'll say it anyway: Our Quotes of the Year list includes lotsa spoilers for plot twists, romantic confessions, heartbreaking sendoffs and more. If you aren't caught up on your favorite series, we'd recommend bookmarking this page for later.

But if you're ready to dive in, simply scroll through the list below, then drop a comment with the lines that would make your cut for Quotes of the Year.Still to come in TVLine's Year in Review: Most Memorable Scene Stealers, Biggest TV Controversies, Shocking Cast Exits and more!

"Today has been amazing. I don't want it to end."

"You'll come back."

"Will you know me?"

Reid (Matthew Gray Gubler) knows that when it comes to Diana's (Jane Lynch) lucidity, he and his mother are on borrowed time

"The hero of this next movie is a naive, misguided child who spreads Nazi propaganda and only has imaginary friends. His name is Mark Zuckerberg."

Sacha Baron Cohen roasts the Facebook CEO while introducing the film Jojo Rabbit

"Hey, Brad's score is still on there."

James Holzhauer ruthlessly points out that wiping out everyone's earlier scores leaves Brad Rutter with the same amount he had — zero

"You! Have failed... this universe!"

Really, could Oliver (Stephen Amell) have gone out any other way?

"It was really, really bad. He was moving his fingers like he was dialing a 1920s telephone."

Ola (Patricia Allison) describes to Lily the complete lack of pleasure she received from boyfriend Otis

"Congratulations to those men."

Co-presenter Issa Rae curtly acknowledges the all-male nominees in the Best Directing category

"Tea, Earl Grey... decaf."

Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) has tweaked his drink order slightly since we last saw him

"Ray, who else saved the multiverse?"

"Oh, well, The Flash, Supergirl, Batwoman..."

"What, no Superman?"

"No, Superman was there. He's very handsome."

Ray (Brandon Routh) recalls meeting Earth-96's Man of Steel (also played by Brandon Routh)

"I'll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe: Take it sleazy."

In the show's very final scene, Michael (Ted Danson) thanks a good samaritan with a phrase that would make Eleanor Shellstrop proud

"She wants to be friends."

"I'm sorry, little bro. That's a real bummer."

"Are you kidding? I'm in. It might have taken seven seasons, but Monica married Chandler. Could this be a better day?"

Self-proclaimed "Black Chandler" Marty (Marcel Spears) delights in being friend-zoned by upstairs neighbor Keira

"You're fat. I'm ancient. We're gorgeous."

Rebecca (Mandy Moore) won't hear any of Kate's objections to why they shouldn't take a dip in the hotel pool after hours

"Look, have you ever seen NCIS?"

"No."

"Has anyone you know ever seen it?"

"No."

"But you still believe it exists. Will, God is NCIS."

Jack (Sean Hayes), explaining to Will (Eric McCormack) how he believes in God

"Imagine all the stimulating conversations that must go on at these tables... I can see myself going here one day."

"I think you'd fit right in."

George Sr. (Lance Barber) agrees that Sheldon (Iain Armitage) would fit right in at Caltech someday

"I wanted to write you a song, but I can't write songs as fast as I needed to come here and tell you... I don't want to live without you... You're the only person that makes me feel all the things that I thought I was too smart or too damaged to feel. You make me want to write love songs in the rain! You make me want to be a parent, and I don't give a crap whose baby it is!... I fell in love with you, Amelia, and I fell in love with this baby, and that is what matters to me."

"So you wanna do this, even if he isn't yours?"

"I do."

"I really needed to hear that, because I got the results... and he is yours. But you've still gotta write me that song!"

A profession of unconditional love from Link (Chris Carmack) is rewarded with a revelation of paternity by Amelia (Caterina Scorsone)

"How'd you get older?"

Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) asks her vision of George the same question we all had

"Took ya long enough."

Carol (Melissa McBride), upon receipt of nemesis Alpha's severed head from — surprise! — co-conspirator Negan

"It's Dina. She doesn't respond well to outside input. She's like Tyler Perry."

Mateo's (Nico Santos) one-liner was probably not written by Tyler Perry

"Did you decide what we're watching for movie night?"

"No. It's like there's nothing good on Netflix anymore."

An exchange between Penelope (Justina Machado) and Alex (Marcel Ruiz) culminates in a dig at the Latinx reboot's former streaming home

"I always knew I could be a good doctor. But until I met Lea, I never knew I could drive a car, or enjoy music, or sing karaoke, or take tequila shots... or fall in love. I don't want to stop being the person I am with her. Lea makes me... more."

Shaun (Freddie Highmore) explains to Vera why he refuses to move on from Lea

"The battle is upon us."

"I suppose good luck will do... I love you, soldier."

"'Good luck' will do. 'I love you' does so much better."

Jamie (Sam Heughan) and Claire (Caitriona Balfe) part ways before battle

"You know why I didn't take the job? 'Cause it's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!"

Jimmy (Bob Odenkirk) delivers the most colorful rejection of a job offer we've ever heard

"If I had a dollar for every time you saved my life... I'd have, like, 20 bucks."

"You'd have a lot more than that, actually."

"25 bucks."

"Yeah."

Danny (Scott Caan) and Steve (Alex O'Loughlin) quibble over matters of life and death

"David, I promise I will make you so happy here."

"You f—ing better."

Patrick (Noah Reid) and David (Daniel Levy), planting roots in the town the latter was sure he wanted to leave

"Are there lattes? Are there art-house theaters? What if I never see a black-and-white movie, or a black-and-white couple?"

Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) worries he won't fit in in Missouri

"You took the wrong fluffy boy!"

Capt. Holt (Andre Braugher) wails in the face of Cheddar's captor before knocking his lights out

"Don't make me regret endorsing a woman for captain."

"My former captain knowingly sliced through a roof and fell to his death to save my entire team. These are tears of gratitude, and amazement and wonder, and I will not apologize for having them... The ability to care while doing my job is a quality Captain Herrera both modeled and lauded. My ability to care while doing my job is what makes me superior, not inferior, to those who can't."

Bishop (Danielle Savre) refuses to let Dixon (Pat Healy) turn her feelings into a liability

"When you travel, are you practicing social distancing?"

"I've been practicing social distancing since I was 4 years old."

Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) reassures Leslie (Amy Poehler) that he's way ahead of the curve on coronavirus safety protocols

"My girl!"

Martin (Michael Sheen) couldn't be prouder that Ainsley has gotten involved with the murderous family business

"Am I dead? Did I die?"

Jen (Christina Applegate) is rendered relatively speechless when she and Judy are greeted at the front door by Steve's identical twin, Ben

"You wanna go to prom with me, Jug?"

"Oh, I'd be honored. But I'm not putting out."

"Let the fan fiction begin."

Left with no other options, Archie (KJ Apa) asks Jughead (Cole Sprouse) to prom... and Kevin (Casey Cott) braces for a flood of steamy interpretations

"I said, 'No onesie!'"

"OK, why does everybody keep calling it that?"

The fastest man alive (Grant Gustin) is no fan of Amunet's (Katee Sackhoff) nickname for his supersuit

"What's a gal like you doing trying to be a mountie? Can't you find a husband?"

"[Chuckles] OK. Yeah. I mean, I wish that I could hold onto a husband. But for some reason, they end up with broken ribs whenever they give me lip. Now, move or a gal like me will knock out a guy like you in front of people like them."

After barely setting foot in 1931, Daisy (Chloe Bennet) bumps up against old-timey norms

"Thing is, I already have a sister to save. Her name is Jemma Simmons."

Daisy (Chloe Bennet) isn't about to let Sybil tell her who her family is

"When I try and think about my future, I just see your face over and over again."

"It's a very beautiful face."

Villanelle (Jodie Comer) can understand why Eve (Sandra Oh) is so obsessed with her

"Voting is a right. It has to be easy to understand and accessible to everyone — unlike, say, HBO Max. What the f—k is that, by the way? Does anyone actually know? How do I get it? I'm on HBO Max and I don't know. And why is it so purple? It's like I'm watching television from inside of Grimace's a—hole — and not in a good way."

"Psst. Real talk: My inner Black woman looks just like you."

"OK, real talk? My outer Black woman needs you to shut the f—k up."

Searching for an MIA Tiffany, Kelli (Natasha Rothwell) doesn't have time to make small talk with an admirer

"I am a GIF, Bella! I'm a GIF!"

Terry (Weruche Opia), thrilled to have been immortalized online after pal Arabella outed Zain as a rapist

"You left behind a slow cooker with a three-pound roast in it. You nearly This Is Us'd the entire block."

"This Is Us? Dad, why are you watching that show? There's the same on ABC, but newer."

Henry (Corbin Bernsen) and Shawn's (James Roday Rodriguez) exchange is, of course, a nod to Rodriguez starring on ABC's A Million Little Things, which is often compared to NBC's This Is Us by critics. (Click here for our interview with the actor for his thoughts on the "silly meta" line.)

"Hey. You should see this."

"Uh, excuse me, that's not our problem anymore. My friend and I here are about to spin off into a grand series of primetime adventures that you really must see..."

Rich Dotcom (Ennis Esmer) can't be bothered with FBI business now that he and Patterson might get their own show international expedition

"You are the trailer park... I am the tornado."

Yeah, no, Roarke doesn't intimidate Beth (Kelly Reilly) — like, at all

"Wow, the NRA as we know it could be gone. Aw, thoughts and prayers."

"No way. Not today. When I dreamt about dying, it involved me, in Waverly's arms, and Waverly in Sara Lance cosplay."

Nicole (Kat Barrell) apparently has a Legend-ary crush

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"Sowing discord in the fields of my peace. They needed it."

Lady Mae (Lynn Whitfield), bringing her relationship with daughter Grace (Merle Dandridge) full circle

"We have to remain vigilant, aware and ready to strike — like Ellen DeGeneres when she runs across a too-nice crew member."

Bee takes a swipe at a certain daytime talk show host while urging Democrats not to get complacent in the lead-up to the election

"There I was, wandering the corridors of Hell, when I heard a voice. A voice I never expected to hear in Hell."

"Well, who was it? Mother Teresa? Mister Rogers? Adele?"

Amenadiel (D.B. Woodside) explains to Lucifer (Tom Ellis) why he left his post Down Under

"Carole, for me, you didn't quite kill the paso doble..."

Too soon, Bruno. Too soon. (Unless, of course, Baskin didn't do it!)

"Twenty-one seasons of winners and not one of those faces looked like mine. So when I walked through those doors, I had that desire, that determination to be that very first face to give hope to those behind me who have the desire to come in here and play this game. Not seeing a face that looks like mine is very discouraging, it's hurtful and it does make me feel like maybe it's impossible. But I'm wrong about that because it's definitively possible. We can do it. It just hasn't been done yet... I want to acknowledge every African American who has walked through those doors with the same desire to be that face that I have. I see you, I salute you and I appreciate you. You came in here, you knew the odds were against you, you knew it was going to be an uphill battle and you still fought and you fought like hell. For that, I love you, I admire you and I acknowledge you all today."

Da'Vonne gives one of the most powerful Big Brother eviction speeches ever

"You used some high-minded language, I'm just going to say it like it is: That was a s—tshow."

CNN's Dana Bash one-ups Jake Tapper's "hot mess inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck" while describing President Trump's first face-off with Joe Biden

"I can't believe it was Dan."

"What?"

"Gossip Girl. We watched the entire series to find out it's Dan."

Legendary fashion designer Pierre Cadault (Jean-Christophe Bouvet) lets his disappointed inner Gossip Girl fanboy out after Emily makes an impassioned speech about being obsessed with the show's fashion

"You're not dying, you know."

"What do you mean?"

"When Mum and Dad died, I thought I was going to die, too. I was sure of it. But then I thought, what if I was already dead? But nobody else knew, and I was walking around dead, but everybody could see and hear me? That was dreadful. It only felt like dying because actually, I was still alive. You have to be, to feel that way. I wasn't dead. I was just really, really sad."

After Owen (Rahul Kohli) loses his mother, Flora (Amelie Bea Smith) slays us all while describing grief

"Morgan Jones is dead, and you are dealing with somebody else now."

Morgan (Lennie James), in essence telling nemesis Virginia, "No more Mr. Nice Guy"

"NBC held a town hall event with President Trump, because what can I say? We have a type."

"The supervisor looked just like George Clooney... Man, I should've hit that till I broke it."

Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) reminisces about former Wellman Plastics boss (and sometimes bedmate) Booker

"Girls do get it done."

Frenchie (Tomer Capon), watching Starlight, Queen Maeve and Kimiko beat up Stormfront

"To sit there and say [I'm] the oldest Bachelorette — guess what? I'm the oldest Bachelorette — 39, standing here, single — because I didn't settle for men like that."

If Yosef thought he was insulting Clare by calling her the oldest Bachelorette in series history, he's got a lot to learn

"That is the president of the United States. That is the most powerful person in the world, and we see him like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over."

Anderson Cooper, like many other cable news hosts, is appalled by President Trump's baseless claims of voter fraud in the 2020 election

"Make no mistake: I am a c—ksucker. And I don't mean that in the sense of gay belittlement, as it's currently come to be interpreted. No. I'm an old-fashioned c—ksucker. The more traditional kind. The kind who f—ks over anyone who hurts me or a loved one. You speak of ugliness, Mr. Connaver? You have not yet met... ugliness."

After his grandson gets quasi-suspended, Franklin (Donald Sutherland) issues a cryptic, colorful warning to the private school's dean

"I can't do this alone."

"Yes, you can."

"Well, I don't want to."

Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) recreate an exchange they had in the pilot episode as Dean is dying

"Come over here.... I want to see if he'll listen to you."

"That would be a first."

Ahsoka Tano (Rosario Dawson) tests the Child's bond with Mando

"We can't leave a symbol like that in the town square. Pawtucket Pat was a horrible racist!"

"Well, so is Tucker Carlson, but we still say hi to him at the company picnic!"

Brian and Peter (both voiced by Seth MacFarlane) may be at odds here, but there's one thing on which we can all agree: We'd love to be a fly on the wall at these imaginary company picnics where real-life Fox News personalities have to mingle with animated Fox characters

"I'm Jessie f—king Spano! Now, get out of my office!"

Jessie (Elizabeth Berkley Lauren) tells her "narcissistic, fake-woke, dreamcatcher, tattoo-having, homemade-jerky-smelling dumbass" of a husband to take a hike