Parks And Recreation Ideal Endings

"Death by grizzly bear. I'd like to provide a hearty meal for one of nature's champions in the circle of life."

"I feel like what would make Tom really happy is flying on a private jet, like, one time. [Laughs] And he gets on the jet and takes a 15-minute flight and they're like, 'All right, so... that's it?' And he's like, 'Yeah!'

"I want Donna to have a private island. I want her to somehow get the status where she has an island and the only people that work on it are very buff men handling all her business. And she flies in her men."

"I'm in a weird spot, because what they've written far exceeds anything I could have thought of. For me, how they're wrapping up Jerry — I couldn't be more honored, to be honest with you. They did better than I ever could have thought."

"My ideal ending would be Andy and April move to Guam and have 20 children. But I don't think that's going to happen."

Poehler: There's different versions of how you could end people's characters. But we should point out that everybody dies. Should we say that?

Scott: Oh, no, no, no. That's a huge spoiler.

Poehler: Or we're all ghosts. What if we were dead all along? What if we're on the wrong island? And we can't find the hatch? What if we are the hatch?

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Scott: OK, hold on. What if we're all just a dream...

Poehler: Don't overthink it. 

Scott: ...that Jerry is having?

Poehler: Ooh, like St. Elsewhere.

Scott: And Jerry isn't Jerry. He's...

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Poehler: He's a man in a coma. In a snowglobe. Being held by a dragon on the set of Game of Thrones.

Scott: Yeah. A real dragon on the set of Game of Thrones.

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