Fuller House Season 3B: Weirdest Moments

WHAT THE FEET?

We're all wondering, so I'm just going to ask: Did Steve become a podiatrist to satisfy his foot fetish?

SICK BURN, SIS

D.J.: "I only color my hair to make it look more natural."

Stephanie: "And to cover up some gray."

D.J.: "I don't think you want to start a conversation about what's real and what's fake."

(I think I would like D.J. more if she was like this all the time.)

PREPARE TO FEEL 'OLDIE'

Remember when you wanted to yell at Ramona for referring to Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle" as an "oldie," but then you Googled it and saw it was released nearly 20 years ago, so you spent an entire afternoon sobbing uncontrollably in your darkened bedroom?

Oh, was that just me?

VICKY LARSON = SAVAGE

Vicky's return was incredible for so many reasons, but mostly because she kept it real as hell. After she ripped on the Tanners for still naming their parties and for spending every waking moment together, Danny told Vicky that their next gathering was '80s-themed, to which she replied, "Just like your furniture." (Never leave!)

WHO'S THAT GIRL?

For all of you wondering why the lady from Tommy's prospective pre-school looked so familiar, allow me to help: Actress Stefanie Drummond also played Mean Girls' Bethany Byrd, best remembered for having a "heavy flow and a wide-set vagina."

JACKSON'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON

Honestly, if Matt and Steve are her only other prospects, D.J. might as well just wait until this eager beaver turns 18.

KA-BOOOO-KI

Every season I ask myself, "Which culture is Fuller House going to offend next?" Just over six minutes into the Season 3B premiere, I got my answer.

TURNING JAPANESE

Is it weird that I think the theme song sounds better in Japanese? (No offense to Carly Rae Jepsen, of course. "Call Me Maybe" is still a jam.)

O-M-GIA

One of the most ridiculous lines of the season belonged to Gia, who boasted, "I could get pregnant walking through a Chili's — and I have!"

Yeah, I'm going to need the full story behind that. Right now.

FOR NEVER WAS A STORY OF MORE WOE...

"We're star-crossed lovers, torn apart by our warring families. Ours is a forbidden love, just like Bert and Ernie."

Fine, Max is growing on me.

TALK DIRTY TO ME

If you thought Stephanie and Kimmy's Season 1 kiss was steamy, just wait until you hear them talk about giving hormone injections:

Stephanie: "It's a little harder to stick myself in the butt than I thought."

Kimmy: "I'll stick you in the butt! Drop trou, bend over."

Stephanie: "Can't we start with a little conversation first? Maybe tell me I'm pretty?"

Kimmy: "Well, you're not my type, but you're OK."

KOI VEY!

Is this a scene from the Season 3B premiere of Fuller House, or a first look at the next Sharknado movie?