A new TV season is just days away, and that can only mean one thing: A fresh batch of famous-ish people will soon be foxtrotting their way toward relevance.
Indeed, Dancing With the Stars kicks off its 23rd cycle on Monday (ABC, 8/7c), boasting a strange roster of athletes, ’90s music sensations and one extremely out-of-place politician.
As is tradition, we’ve made a few bold predictions about this season’s lineup. Which contestants stand a chance at swiping Nyle DiMarco’s Mirrorball trophy, and which competitors are facing early elimination? (Contrary to popular belief, we don’t think embattled Olympian Ryan Lochte will be the first to go.)
Scroll through the gallery below — or click here for direct access — to see our odds for the Season 23 cast, then hit the comments with your own insights!