Broad City Recap

Broad City Finale Recap: Air Buds

Wednesday’s Broad City season finale managed to achieve the impossible: It actually made us wish a flight was longer.

Unfortunately, our in-flight entertainment came, as it so often does, at Abbi and Ilana’s expense. Just when they finally managed to get seats next to each other — there was still one guy between them, but he was actually dead, so it’s all good — Abbi was visited by the Period Fairy. But because her Drew Barrymore-approved bag had been checked against its will, she found herself up a creek without a paddle tampon.

A true frond ’til the ond, Ilana briefly sidelined her dreams of entering the mohel high club (brilliant!) to help Abbi scrounge up a replacement, and while I was actually really impressed with Ilana’s finished product — a DIY tampon made from a pita, a yamaka and some string, among other “materials” — Abbi wasn’t about to shove an arts and crafts project up her princess. (Also, forget what I said about Ilana putting her dreams aside; she totally went down on Seth Green in the bathroom mid-project.)

Mission: Tampossible took a hopeful turn when the Broads noticed a box of tampons in first class, but like the Road Runner about to step into one of Wile E. Coyote’s traps, they knew it couldn’t possibly be that easy. Their retrieval plan was as follows: Abbi would create a distraction of her choosing, while Ilana Jason Bourne’d her way into First Class to score the goods. But like all simple plans — including the band of the same name — it didn’t take long for this one to completely fall apart.

For starters, the paranoid flight attendants — played to absolute perfection by black-ish‘s Tracee Ellis Ross and Marry Me‘s Tymberlee Hill — mistook the girls’ period talk (“Any second, there’s going to be an explosion, and there’s going to be blood, like, everywhere”) for a bomb threat, causing them to spring into action and ‘save the day.’

In less time than it would take you to run through a verse of that timeless classic “I Sh*t,” the ladies suspected terrorists found themselves in an interrogation room, and realized that a few of their off-handed comments — including referring to Abbi’s bag as “the bomb” — may have made them look somewhat suspicious.

But this is Broad City where, like Sesame Street, there are no real consequences for anyone’s actions, so the girls were abruptly released and returned home. They may not have made it to the Holy Land, but at least they learned a valuable lesson: the true meaning of the word “cockpit.”

Your thoughts on Broad City‘s season ender? Grade the episode below, then drop a comment with your full review.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

10 Comments
  1. Ben stein says:

    Jewish mohels suck mutilated baby penises? Are u kidding me? This is suppose to be funny?

  2. A says:

    Love Broad City!

  3. HAP says:

    These two self proclaimed 30-something Jewesses have amazing chemistry. Can’t wait for next season.

  4. This show is thought provoking. It begs the question what impact that it has on Jewish boys later in life after receiving blow jobs from a mohel when they were 8 days old. Why didn’t John Kasich broach this subject when he was mansplaining to all those Hasidic students?

  5. rebecca says:

    Yaaassss Queen.

  6. Ben stein says:

    Thats how tv stuff works? Child abuse is acceptable because u like more channels. Your sick

  7. Ben stein says:

    Lets see how fast the moderators work. Jews are filthy. Im ashamed to be jewish