Quotes of the Week from Scandal, Arrow, Brooklyn Nine-Nine and More

Christopher Columbus may have been stoked when he reached the shores of the Americas, but unfortunately for him, he was born before the dawn of television — and therefore would be totally confounded by TVLine’s Quotes of the Week.

Lucky for you, you can discover a whole new world of zingers, retorts and one-liners from the last seven days of the magical box.

This time around, we’ve got double doses of Arrow and Sleepy Hollow, wiener jokes from How to Get Away With Murder and Brooklyn Nine-Nine, a gay history lesson courtesy of Awkward, a Mars-Venus lesson on Mulaney, a cinematic Selfie reference and much, much more.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.