How many shopping days ’til Christmas?
We kid! We kid! We’re not like your local retailer, cramming visions of Thanksgiving dinner into your head while you’re still fantasizing about one last beach weekend.
Instead, we’d like to offer you a tasty smorgasbord of Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best zingers, retorts, bon mots and one-liners from the small screen over the last seven days.
This time around we’ve got double doses of Dallas and You’re the Worst, tributes to ladyparts on Project Runway and Masters of Sex, more discussion of the nether-regions on Teen Wolf, and a Community reference on Last Week Tonight — plus, so much more!
So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed.