Quotes of the Week from Dallas, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Legends, B&B and More!

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"The majority of women in Britain think that a dinner with an abs-obsessed man would be dull."
"Oh I don't know about that. It's after dinner that you wanna think about."
Kelly Ripa, explaining to co-host Michael Strahan that a good date night doesn't end with what's on the plate, so to speak

The kids are officially back to school, but how well would they do on a pop(-culture) quiz about the funniest TV zingers from the past week?

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Make sure they’re well-prepared for whatever curve balls come their way by introducing them to Quotes of the Week, our countdown of the best retorts, one-liners and punch lines from the small screen over the last seven days.

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This week we’ve got a couple tributes to Joan Rivers, a hair-y situation on Legends, a very sweet moment on Dallas, a double dose of Mistresses and more.

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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1 Comment
  1. Cobra says:

    the quote from Rizzoli and Isles had me in stitches while watching the show especially since I watch Pretty Little Liars and I am a big fan of Lady Antebellum