Quotes of the Week from General Hospital, Bachelor in Paradise, Masters of Sex, Project Runway and More

Happy Labor Day Weekend to you, TVLine readers!

Just because there’s a holiday on the horizon, though, doesn’t mean we’re pressing pause on Quotes of the Week, the finest collection of zingers, retorts and bon mots from the last seven days of small-screen activity!

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This time around we’ve got a salutation correction on Masters of Sex, a bit of poetry in motion on the Emmys red carpet, a nasty side effect on The Strain, a complicated schedule on Mistresses, a double dose of Bachelor in Paradise and much more!

So click through the gallery below for the full roster of quotes, then hit the comments and share any great one-liners we inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. JB says:

    You left out Hannah’s comment on Pretty Little Liars ” Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas”. The line was very popular on twitter throughout the week.

  2. BrightLight says:

    I was hoping all week the GH and Finding Carter quotes I’ve been laughing about since watching them would be here…and there they are.

    • Kvivik says:

      Burst out laughing when I saw the GH quote. Gotta love Ned. Kudos to the writers for bringing up a little history. :-)

  3. Dark Defender says:

    not bad.. the Tim Gunn quote was hysterical when he said it.
    My choice:
    “You’re not my boss. You’re one of my hobbies.” ~ Clara
    (setting the record straight, to the Doctor)

  4. marz1200 says:

    How could you miss this gem from Doctor Who?

    Clara: I’m his carer.
    Doctor: Yeah, she cares so I don’t have to.

    I also love the “I hate babysitters” bit because while the Doctor was referring to soldiers, Clara used to be a babysitter. I’m really loving the dynamic between Twelve and Clara.

  5. Peppy says:

    So glad to have Ned back on GH. Love Wally Kurth. Glad to see his line made the article