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New Girl Recruits Alan Ritchson as Jess' [Spoiler]-Challenged Beau

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Someone needs to tell Aquaman it’s not the size of the wave that matters, it’s the motion in the ocean — but will that person be Jess?

We’ll find out this fall when Smallville alum-turned-Blue Mountain State jock Alan Ritchson guest stars on New Girl as a good looking guy that Jess meets at the bar. The twist? Dude proves to have some, ahem, shortcomings below the belt.  (Psst. He’s got a tiny penis.)

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Ritchson, most recently seen on the big screen in The Hunger Games: Caching Fire and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, joins a Season 4 guest cast that also includes Jessica Biel and Kaitlin Olson.

New Girl‘s fourth season kicks off Tuesday, Sept. 16 at 9/8c. Ritchson’s episode airs in October.

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9 Comments
  1. KC says:

    THAD CASTLE!

  2. James says:

    Haha…penis.

  3. Avery says:

    They must have had a hard time casting this role.

  4. Vlada says:

    New girl, thank you for the first two seasons. Third one was at least… #awful. So, it’s: M’kay, no, thank you. I won’t be watching.

  5. James D says:

    wow that about somes it up doesn’t it. it was a gem of a show for the first two season the third hit rock bottom faster then Lindsey Lohan after a bender, now resorts to d**k jokes. no thanks I gave you every oportunity to make me laugh last year Merriwether now i shall take my vision and my brain cells elsewhere.

  6. Cass says:

    Poor Thad.

  7. DJ Doena says:

    The Birds of Prey already knew that Aquaman’s little fish isn’t that big:

    youtube.com/watch?v=fAFP0IoMfsA

    ;-)

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