Someone needs to tell Aquaman it’s not the size of the wave that matters, it’s the motion in the ocean — but will that person be Jess?
We’ll find out this fall when Smallville alum-turned-Blue Mountain State jock Alan Ritchson guest stars on New Girl as a good looking guy that Jess meets at the bar. The twist? Dude proves to have some, ahem, shortcomings below the belt. (Psst. He’s got a tiny penis.)
Ritchson, most recently seen on the big screen in The Hunger Games: Caching Fire and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, joins a Season 4 guest cast that also includes Jessica Biel and Kaitlin Olson.
New Girl‘s fourth season kicks off Tuesday, Sept. 16 at 9/8c. Ritchson’s episode airs in October.