Quotes of the Week from Major Crimes, Hell's Kitchen, Tyrant, Last Week Tonight, Rookie Blue and More

This just in… You don’t need any X-Men: Days of Future Past technology to relive your favorite TV moments from the last seven days.

Instead, take a moment to peruse Quotes of the Week — a collection of the best retorts, one-liners and bon mots from all your favorite shows!

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This time around, we’ve got a funeral faux pas on Pretty Little Liars, a Batman moment on Continuum, some gay confusion on Suits, an autopsy shocker on Major Crimes, a double dose of Rookie Blue, and much more.

So click through our gallery (look for the button beneath the photo, above, or CLICK HERE) for the latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Pat says:

    Major Crimes was a very funny show last week and most definitely, when Sharon said those lines about the severed woman’s hair and then found out it was a wig, I laughed so hard. It was refreshing to see Major Crimes gave us almost an hours worth of comedy.

  2. Amanda says:

    As I watched that scene in Suits, I knew Louis was going to make the cut again!

  3. Vicky says:

    I hate what they are doing with Gail this season. Suddenly all lesbian. Ugh. Stop. It’s driving away viewers. Just look at the official rookie Blue Facebook page.

  4. Angela says:

    Ooooh, that whole thing on Dr. Oz on Oliver’s show last week was fantastic. Nice little expose of sorts.

  5. SarahM says:

    Gail is awsome! She was in fine form in this week’s episode.

  6. Brianne says:

    The only quote that has been stuck in my head all week: “I don’t know if I can trust air that doesn’t smell.” (Beauty and the Beast 2×20, Ever After).