Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Hannibal, Good Wife, Brooklyn, Revenge, Helix and More

April Fools’ Day is nigh, but we’re not kidding around when it comes to TVLine’s Quotes of the Week – a collection of the best retorts, one-liners and bon mots from the small screen over the last seven days!

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This time around, we’ve got a Friday Night Lights reference on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, an LL Cool J lyric on Revenge, alcohol-related content from NCIS and Cougar Town, a Joan Rivers rant, a double dose of Justified and much more.

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So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!