Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Justified, Dallas, Single Ladies, Hart of Dixie & More

Hello, we’re the TVLine staff, and we’re addicted to the “rewind” buttons on our DVRs. But with all the genius zingers on the small screen over the past seven days, who can really blame us? Plus, as an added bonus, we use ’em to create Quotes of the Week!

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This time around, we’ve got puppy love on Cougar Town, prison humor on Justified and Hart of Dixie, a retail zinger on NCIS: LA, bloody love on The Following, double doses of Arrow and Single Ladies and much more.

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So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Sharunya says:

    Elsbeth Tascioni is the best!!!!

  2. nateddog says:

    That Grimm & Trophy Wife quotes were hilarious.

  3. joefromwb says:

    Why is the ghost of Brittany in picture #9?

  4. bj says:

    It’s great to see a quote from NCIS LA. Those two squabbling keep me giggling every episode. ( And Hetty’s last word, of course.)

  5. ScorpionGlow says:

    Best one of the week was on Da Vinci’s Demons by Lara Pulver. Justified was 2nd for me. Carrie Preston was hilarious as well.

  6. Liz says:

    Ahhh, Sue Ellen…

  7. Nicole says:

    I had a more favorite Justified quote. When Raylan asked Daryl what’s in the briefcase, Daryl told him: “Used condoms. We like to rinse and reuse, this here’s a green whorehouse.”

    • fwwonder says:

      I’m glad someone else caught this one! We laughed so hard we had to stop the DVR & play it again. That has to be the best quote of the week, hands down! Where do they come up with this stuff???

  8. Thomas Powell says:

    I loved the phone conversation between Fusco and Reese on Person of Interest regarding Root, “She had a warrant – a real one! What was I supposed to say? ‘Sorry, boss. Agent King is actually a superpowered nutball. Just ask my buddy, the urban Legend.”

  9. A Castle episode with Ninjas and not a single quote for this article?

  10. NoChance says:

    You “Litt her up”, Louis! I went from being indifferent about Scottie to dislike in ‘Moot Point’.

  11. M.D says:

    No once quotes, they always have good ones

  12. Nik says:

    No Castle Or Person of Interest ? Person had some good ones which I can’t remember in detail but related Fusco and/or Root had a couple good ones. Also, I thought for sure that you would have included:

    Beckett: “Last thing I need is to watch someone from my past trying to seduce my fiancé while talking about the goddess that lives in her hoo-ha.

  13. herman1959 says:

    On Trophy Wife: a surprise wedding on an airplane! I just happened to catch this show, but I’ll make sure I catch it again.

  14. corey says:

    How can you top. Look at the Flowers. from The Walking Dead?

  15. SJ says:

    How is “I AM NOT A DIRTY STINKING JEW!” not a better Elsbeth Tascioni quote from last week’s Good Wife?

    Also, a better Cougar Town quote would have been the one about Laurie’s cousin Minutiae – who would NEVER put a blanket in a bowl! :D

  16. Pat says:

    Definitely, NCIS LA. I laughed when Sam said that about Old Navy to Callen. Actually, they usually say stuff like this back and forth to each other and I love their friendship and they truly do have each other’s back!

  17. Kristal Watters says:

    Revenge had the best line

    Nolan who was looking for Aiden said:

    I found you using my ” find a former friend app”

  18. Azerty says:

    Callie’s line in Grey’s was hilarious! I knew it would be in the quotes of the week

  19. Josh says:

    Best suits quote ever!

  20. sarah says:

    Great Suits, Grey’s, Arrow and Parenthood quotes!

  21. Frank says:

    Sue Ellen Rocks! Linda Gray plays her to perfection.