Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Dallas, Glee, New Girl, Parks and Rec, Big Bang & More

Spring is still a few weeks away from, er, springing. But blooming up through the slushy sidewalks of your hometown, here comes TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!

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This time around, we’ve got a Dallas booty call-out, a Suburgatory tanning lesson, some meat-eating swagger on Hannibal and About a Boy, a bit of meta humor on Glee, a double dose of Arrow and much more.

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So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!