Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Castle, Today, Kimmel, Criminal Minds & More

The Winter Olympics may be in the books, but another exciting sporting event continues: The quest to select the small screen’s best zingers, one-liners and retorts from the last seven days.

Yes, folks, it’s time for TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!

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This time around, we’ve got a Today show dig, a Girls put-down, Sochi-related jokes from Kimmel and Letterman, a harsh truth on The Bachelor, a double dose of Castle and much more.

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So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!