Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Chelsea Lately, Once, Family Guy, NCIS, Braxtons & More

On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and…on television!

Yes, folks, TV is the endless font from which we bring you Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best zingers from the last seven days.

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This time around, we’ve got a cookie exchange on NCIS, a subtle warning on Revenge, some elfin magic on Family Guy, an Olympic interlude on SNL and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!