Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Almost Human, Carrie Diaries, Scandal, NCIS & More

It’s “winter finale” season on the small screen, which means the bon mots are dropping faster than flakes of snow in the North Pole.

Which is another way of welcoming you to TVLine’s Quotes of the Week, a collection of the best zingers from the small screen over the last seven days.

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This time around, we’ve got a double dose of American Horror Story: Coven, an architectural interlude on Trophy Wife, an “oh, snap!” moment on The Sing-Off, some birds and bees courtesy of The Big Bang Theory and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!