“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don’t fight, we burn.”
So instructs Jessica Lange’s witchy leading lady in the latest promo for American Horror Story: Coven, which bows Oct. 9 — and by the looks of it, fight they will!
Press PLAY below for a glimpse into Coven‘s creepy world — watch Lange lob her students across a room with the flick of a wrist — then hit the comments with your snappy judgements.
Ready for more of today’s TV dish? Well…
• Load up on blue meth and settle in with your pink stuffed animals: AMC has scheduled an every-episode-ever marathon of Breaking Bad ahead of its Sept. 29 series finale. From Wednesday, Sept. 25 at 8 pm to Friday, Sept. 27, the cabler will air Seasons 1-4 of the acclaimed drama, before taking a brief hiatus on Saturday to run its usual programming. The Bad marathon picks back up at 11 pm on Sept. 28 with all of Season 5’s installments, leading up to the series finale at 9 pm (which will be followed immediately by an hour-long Talking Bad).
• True Blood shifter-turned-Vampire Diaries-beeyotch Janina Gavankar will co-star opposite Outsourced alum Ben Rappaport in the USA Network comedy pilot Love Is Dead. Per Deadline, the project is set at an agency that breaks up relationships “on behalf of those who are willing to pay to not be around when it happens.”
• Richard Coyle (Covert Affairs) has been cast opposite John Malkovich in the NBC’s upcoming pirate drama Crossbones. Per Deadline, the actors joins the project as Tom Lowe, an undercover assassin sent to take down Malkovich’s Blackbeard.
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