The Official Walking Dead College Course: What Survival Lessons Should It Teach?

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The Walking Dead College CourseAnd you thought college students dragged their feet to class before.

AMC, Instructure and the University of California–Irvine have announced the joint production of “Society, Science, Survival: Lessons from AMC’s The Walking Dead,” an online course that promises to explore “a broad range of scholarly topics through the lens of a hypothetical zombie apocalypse.”

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The free course will run for eight consecutive Mondays starting Oct. 14, is available to anyone in the world via and will be taught by a new professor each season multidisciplinary team of UC Irvine faculty from the areas of public health, social sciences, physics and mathematics.

“There is clearly a growing appetite for engagement with The Walking Dead,” AMC VP Theresa Beyer said in a statement, pun perhaps intended, “and we hope this online course will … offer a legitimate educational experience that can be applied even more broadly.”

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While we have yet to lay our eyes on the curriculum for “Lessons from AMC’s The Walking Dead,” we thought we’d offer the UCI profs some initial talking points. Such as:

♦ IF YOU SPEND DAYS AND DAYS shouting out a missing child’s name, over and over again, with no success, you might not want to find the child.

♦ KEEPING YOUR HAIR SHORT offers one less way for a walker to drag you down.

♦ ALWAYS WAIT A HALF-HOUR after feeding on a lifeguard before swimming.

♦ IF THE CONSENSUS among fellow survivors is that the guy you’re sleeping with is a sociopath, chances are good he’s a sociopath.

♦ IF A PHONE RINGS for the first time in months, do not answer it.

♦ IN THE EVENT that you need to extricate a water-logged walker from a well, take measures to secure his torso in all directions.

♦ SHOULD YOU HAVE TO SELF-AMPUTATE a limb, know that they are doing amazing things with prosthetics these days.

♦ IF YOU’RE PREGNANT, travel with a doctor at all times during your final trimester. Just in case.

♦ NEW PARENTS should wait until the child reaches at least 16 months of age before teaching him/her to break down and clean a firearm.

♦ And lastly: WEAR comfortable shoes.

What survival lessons has The Walking Dead taught you, that should be passed along to the world’s knowledge-hungry youth?

Comments (7)

  • Maybe they should cover something about how to survive a one on one situation with someone about to turn- ie. If you have to escape before someone turns, stop having a conversation with him and stopping to stare at him! Andrea was so dumb.

    Comment by Dave – September 4, 2013 11:56 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • Literally was going to make the exact SAME comment! Only Andrea could find a way to being annoying even as she is about to be eaten alive.

      Comment by Anon – September 4, 2013 01:48 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
      • Truer words have never been spoken!

        Comment by tripoli – September 4, 2013 07:44 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • From a sociology perspective, it’s brilliant as a college course, IMO. The downfall of people interacting with people and so on. I’d take the course if I could apply it to my own degree studies!

    Comment by Abby – September 4, 2013 01:47 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • I think I might check it out.

    But also, they might consider — train people in medical skills asap if you are lucky enough to have a doctor, nurse or medic with you.

    Comment by Snsetblaze – September 5, 2013 09:59 AM PDT  Reply To This Post
  • It should offer a financial plan to pay your parents back for taking a class about a tv show.

    Comment by Allison – September 5, 2013 01:20 PM PDT  Reply To This Post
    • Considering it’s free, your attempt at humor is mildly funny. Just not in the way you meant it.

      Comment by SalsaChick36 – September 9, 2013 04:07 AM PDT  Reply To This Post

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