On TV this Monday: Carrie has an evening destined for her Diaries, there are great (and gross) things about Being Human, Switched at Birth is quite handy and Larry Hagman makes his final Dallas appearance. As a supplement to TVLine’s original features (linked within), here are 10 programs to keep on your radar tonight.
7 pm Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja (Disney XD) | Randy and Howard must reunite a frozen student from the 1980s (voiced by Police Academy‘s Bobcat Goldthwait) with his lost love (Designing Women‘s Annie Potts). Sterling Knight (So Random) also lends his voice to the episode.
8 pm The Bachelor: The Women Tell All (ABC) | Host Chris Harrison and the ladies dish on Sean, the drama with Tierra and who’s likely to win during Season 17’s finale next week. (Side note: Does anyone ever really “win” this show?)
8 pm The Carrie Diaries (The CW) | Clueless scribe Amy Heckerling directs tonight’s episode, in which Carrie enjoys a big night out with her Interview pals in Manhattan – and sips her very first cosmo (what did you think we meant?) – until a surprising encounter turns the night upside down.
8 pm Continuum (Syfy) | Kiera and Carlos investigate murder-suicides that took place on the same day.
8:30 Rules of Engagement (CBS) | Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that even with a baby on the way, they can still party. (Good luck with that one, guys.)
9 pm Dallas (TNT) | In Larry Hagman’s final episode, Bobby retaliates against John Ross and Sue Ellen’s bid to take over Ewing Energies, with help from his and J.R.’s brother Gary (guest star Ted Shackelford). Next week: J.R.’s family comes together to mourn his passing, accompanied by many characters from the iconic TV character’s past.
9 pm The Following (Fox) | Joe makes a case against Ryan and the FBI so he can be transferred to another facility, but Hardy suspects the murderer has a larger plan. Gee, ya think?
9 pm Being Human (Syfy) | In the hilariously titled “Your Body Is a Condemned Wonderland,” Josh proposes to Nora, Liam kidnaps Aidan and Sally’s body starts to decompose.
10 pm Burning Love (E!) | If you haven’t seen this dating-show parody from Ken Marino (Childrens Hospital, Party Down), which originally aired online, jump in with tonight’s Episode 2 – Marino’s fireman Mark goes on his first one-on-one date with one of the ladies. (Later episodes feature guest stars including House of Lies‘ Kristen Bell, Childrens Hospital‘s Malin Akerman and Parks and Recreation‘s Adam Scott.)
11 pm Breaking Bad From the Beginning (Sundance) | Watch Walter White change from milquetoast suburban teacher to ruthless drug lord (and rock a sweet pork pie hat in the process) as the cable channel reruns Seasons 1 through 4 with two back-to-back episodes each Monday, starting tonight.
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