Golden Globes 2013: We're Live-Blogging 'Em!

fey poehler golden globesDo not adjust your dial. That recurring fantasy you’ve had about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting a major network awards show — the one that you have every time the duo gets behind a podium together — has finally come true. Welcome to the Golden Globes 2013, a place where there’ll (hopefully) be lizzing without judgment and not a single blerg in sight.

Will Fey & Poehler live up to the hype (and the extra jaunty promos)? Well, I’ll certainly be rooting for the funny ladies as I live-blog the telecast from the opening moments till the final statuette/slurred acceptance speech. So let the festivities begin, but before they do, a couple of questions for us all to answer:

Who are you wearing? (Me: Old Navy.) What are you sipping? (Diet Coke, though a bottle of Momo sauv blanc is on deck.) And what’s your snack of choice? (Baked brie with a melange of nuts and seeds and brown sugar.)

Okay, ready, set, let’s live blog!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. dani says:

    I watch on& off

  2. Linds says:

    Ice water and a small sundae

  3. dani says:

    I only see my responses to you Mike. Is that possible?

  4. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Live blog. Sweet! Me; Wearing flannel. It’s literally 10 degrees outside right now. Eating: macaroni and cheese. Drinking: Red Bull. It’s a classy, classy night.

  5. dani says:

    I see blue&red

  6. shlee says:

    this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

  7. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Tina and Amy are killing it.

  8. dani says:

    Love Christopher but Leo& Sam should win something!

  9. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Christoph Waltz. Sweet. I am one for one!

  10. Ann V. says:

    Christoph Waltz is such a chameleon, I’m sure I could walk right past him and not know.

  11. Ann V. says:

    It’s not that I don’t love Maggie Smith, but it would be nice if someone else had a chance in this category.

  12. Britta Unfiltered says:

    I knew it was a mistake to bet against Maggie Smith. I had Sofia Vergara picked. Oh well, at least i don’t have to listen to her talk about her clothing line in her acceptance speech.

  13. Ann V. says:

    Number one, it’s impossible that Sam Fox is that old. Number two, it’s freaky how much he looks like his dad.

  14. dani says:

    Arnie who?

  15. Linds says:

    Love how the son from Homeland is front and centre, I was trying to figure out who he was lol

  16. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Whoo, I am doing good tonight. Only one award wrong so far, but we have barely gotten into film. I probably effed up the film categories. But even if i did, Christoph Waltz won, which is really what i wanted to see the most, so I am happy. Old guy crush!

  17. Alexandra says:

    No comment about the odd fadeaway shot of Robert Downey Jr. kissing Mel Gibson? So much there!

  18. Shannon says:

    Adele really is the most charming person to accept an award. I love listening to her speeches!

  19. dani says:

    Adele just THE best at being herself.

  20. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Kevin Costner??? BARF!!! I had Woody Harrelson picked but was really rooting for Benedict. Costner can’t character act! Why does he keep winning these?!

  21. Robin says:

    Tina and Amy are great. Can’t believe Salma and Paul didn’t even know what to say! Don’t they know what they are presenting?!?! Need to break up the supporting categories.

  22. Elena says:

    Awww:( Benedict, I was rooting for you! Oh well:(

    • Emily says:

      I totally was hoping Benedict would win too. :( but, he’s got some more series coming out for Sherlock, so maybe he’ll win for it next time. Hope so! :)

  23. dani says:

    Bill Clinton playing… Bill Clinton

  24. dani says:

    Saw about 20 mins. Of Garfield’s and thought it was awful.

  25. Jill says:

    Anyone else imagine a “Bodyguard” scene, with a red dot showing up on Clinton & Costner running out to throw himself in front of the prez

  26. dani says:

    Hatfields. Stupid auto correct.

  27. Robin says:

    Wig and Farrell are not funny. The first part maybe but went on too long! Boring!

  28. Joyce Wisdom says:

    Robert Downey Jr sitting at table with Mel Gibson. Is that the bad boys’ table?

  29. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Jennifer Lawrence’s joke about Harvey Weinstein may have been my favorite acceptance speech line of the night so far. Weinstein has quite a reputation for very aggressively campaigning his movies and actors.

  30. dani says:

    What was the.Harvey joke about?

  31. Jared says:

    My fav American Eagle jeans and a tee
    Kit kats and pretzels

  32. Ann V. says:

    Hey Jennifer Lawrence, I don’t know smart it is to dis Meryl – especially if she’s home with the flu.

  33. Jared says:

    Best. Awards. Show. EVER!!

    Literally lmao at Amy, Tina, Kristen, and Will!!!!!

  34. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Sigh. I really wanted Mandy Patinkin to win that.

  35. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Ugh, Megan Fox and Jonah Hill are a bit awkward together.

  36. Alexandra says:

    Does no one else realize that Jennifer Lawrence’s “I beat Meryl” line is a direct quote from First Wives Club? I thought it was hilarious!

  37. anonymous says:

    Pretty sure Jennifer Lawrence was quoting Bette Midler in “The First Wives Club” when she said that line about Meryl Streep.

  38. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Hmm, I really thought Argo would get best screenplay, but I’m not upset at all that Django Unchained won. It was my second favorite movie of the year.

  39. Blinged Up says:

    Django Unchained wins just as we’re having conversations in the counry about the violence in movies, video games, etc. Was really pulling for Argo.

  40. Robin says:

    Award and then a bunch of commercials! This is what slows momentum. Necessary evil I know, but really!!

  41. Ann V. says:

    There have been some legitimate surprises tonight. Love Don Cheadle!

  42. dani says:

    Missing Amy&Tina

  43. Britta Unfiltered says:

    Claire Danes looks disturbingly amazing for just having a baby a few weeks ago.

  44. Emma says:

    thank you for this live blog! so cool!! here in italy is 3:50 in the morning and I’m quite loving this year show! hoping that seth mcfarlane will do something like this for the oscars!!

  45. gaby says:

    Lena Dunham, seriously? The others are so much better, I’m going back to watching Revenge!

  46. dani says:

    I want Lena Dunham to make a space for me on her show.

  47. Russ says:


  48. shlee says:

    Dear Lena Dunham, Thank you for being my moral compass, in the sense that I strive to do the exact opposite of everything you do. <3,me