Dexter First Look: We Sliced 'N Diced for You the Fast-Moving Season 7 Teaser Video

Dexter fans, we’ve got 40-some-odd reasons to get excited about the show’s return.

Showtime has unveiled a new trailer for the upcoming seventh season, premiering Sept. 30, and it features glimpses of nearly four dozen scenes.

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There’s just one catch — it all flashes by in nine brief seconds! So press PLAY and get to work on deciphering the fresh intel or just scroll down a bit and click through our screen grabs!


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39 Comments
  1. H says:

    So glad you did this! That promo killed me!

  2. mary says:

    CAN’T WAIT! IT WILL BE THE BEST SEASON!!!

  3. Kristal says:

    Well, it looks like Deb doesn’t turn him. I guess being in love with your adopted brother makes do crazy things.

    • Lana says:

      here’s hoping they drop the whole “in love” thing, I really am ok with pretending that never happened!

    • moobear says:

      Did anyone actually believe that there was even the slimmest possibility of Deb turning him in? I don’t understand why people keep bringing this up in the comments section, did you think it would be a season of Dexter on the run, him trying to prove his innocence while blaming someone else, or him behind bars???

      • Manny says:

        God forbid another season of something like prison break -_-

      • NurseED says:

        I agree. Dexter comes close to being caught – but it never happens. That’s what keeps us coming back. I would be very disappointed if the writers took the common road to jail/defense/escape.

        • pinmeup says:

          Deb eventually joins Dex. It’s either that, or she goes to jail for obstruction of justice (hiding evidence), What’s it going to be Deb?

  4. Swisskev78 says:

    And still three LONG months to wait?!? argh, it’s going to be a loooong summer!

  5. Emily says:

    Not cool, Showtime. Not cool.

  6. AJ says:

    37 is interesting

  7. The veiny butt in #30 is scaring me.

  8. cj says:

    love all the Deb shots. when in doubt, MORE DEB.

    • Alexis says:

      Agreed. Deb has been the best thing about the show for a long time now – just a pity about the ‘being in love with her brother’ nonsense.
      She’s such a great character I really hope the writers realize it and give Jennifer Carpenter better material to work with!

      • formulabill says:

        You apparently don’t read the books.

      • jasminek says:

        Deb – the best thing about the show? Sure, she’s great but she’s an overkill as soon as she has more than a large supporting role. I mean, all she does now is weep, whine and wobble her voice. She was so much better in the early seasons. Now she’s humorless, dour and to make things worse, she’s adopted this mannish demeanour. That Chicago Mike guy had it right. She looks ready for a hoe down.

  9. Shaun says:

    Ok….so lots of flashbacks and Deb helps Dex burn the body?Lots of conversations too,lol.

  10. s. says:

    Love it! Thanks for the screen grabs!

  11. Josh says:

    And this is why I love TVLine

  12. CJ says:

    God bless you, TVLine. Amazing.

  13. Dark Defender says:

    LOVING this!!!

  14. andy says:

    THANK YOU.

  15. blaster freak says:

    Yo guys the arrows aren’t showing up

  16. The Worm says:

    Reblogged this on WORMED.

  17. rain657 says:

    season 6 has only just ended in the uk so I am going to have to wait until probably next march. :(

  18. Zedlavo says:

    I want to see season one of “HARRISON”….

  19. Sam says:

    37 and 40 are by far the most interesting it shows that deb and dexter burned travis’s body and 40 is the gang turning up at the crime scene

  20. Sarah says:

    There’s no text….

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