Love in the Wild Photo Recap: Treasured Chests!

It was a boob-centric week on Love in the Wild. New girl Michelle took hers out for some fresh Caribbean air. Jesse acted like one when he blithely ditched Tara — with whom he’d had some night-cam, under-the-covers fun — in favor of Ali. And all Jenny could talk about was her female rival’s bodacious tatas:

If you missed the episode, six additional women joined the cast, turning the existing duos into trios. The contestants then got shackled together for a foot race/cave exploration*/treasure hunt**, and in the end, each of the men had to choose just one woman to continue with to the next leg. In other words, none of the dudes went home, but a half-dozen women wound up in the dreaded “Unmatched Area.” (*not a euphemism) (**also not a euphemism)

Beyond that, the pertinent details are all captured in the timeless form of the screen grab. So click through the gallery below, then hit the comments and share your thoughts on Episode 3, and which “couples” you’re rooting for in the competition/in life.

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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3 Comments
  1. Rollin'Stoned says:

    Slezak, thank you for your weekly photo recap. This show is such a hoot and your comments make me laugh for a second time.

  2. Mal says:

    Michael- professional question: Does your soul die a little whenever your job requires you to watch a show like this, OR do you make the best of a bad situation and give in to the guilty pleasure aspect?

  3. angry man says:

    michelle looks like only girl who is going to show some skin on this show… these women are a bunch of prudes and boring for tv.

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