We’ve got questions, and you’ve (maybe) got answers! With another week of TV gone by, here are some queries we’re going to lob at you, from shows including Supernatural, Pretty Little Liars, How I Met Your Mother, 90210 and The Office!
1 | Does Supernatural have to kill everybody? OK, we don’t know that Frank’s gone for good, but that Jackson Pollock-esque blood splatter does not bode well.
2 | If Once Upon a Time‘s kiss between Charming and Snow could bring her loving memories back, then Chuck Bartowski’s smooch with Sarah must have worked too… right?
3 | Which of you Walking Dead viewers audibly squealed when Michonne showed up? And then cheered when the prison was revealed? And while AMC’s zombified Mad Men promos, we suppose, were clever-ish, aren’t they borderline mocking a prestige property?
4 | Was Pretty Little Liars‘ “A” reveal — It’s Mona! But she’s not alone! — kind of disappointing? And really, Hanna — taking a shower in a creepy remote motel, at night, during a storm?
5 | Do the good folks of Smash know that it’s 2012, and that a gay man who enjoys watching sports is not as rare a sighting as the Yeti? And does Ellis just wait in rooms, hoping to overhear something scandalous?
6 | So what do we think: Will How I Met Your Mother‘s Quinn turn out to be Barney’s bride? And how great were the college clones?
8 | What’s with the wretched edits being given to a number of The Voice‘s Battle Rounds winners? Arrogant Erin Martin was this week’s worst offender, but Charlotte Sometimes, Juliet Simms and Pip haven’t exactly been portrayed as the types the voting public will be willing to get behind, either.
9 | Any theories as to why Willam was disqualified from RuPaul’s Drag Race?
10 | Did anyone else find themselves surprisingly verklempt by Gillian Zinser’s heart-wrenching performance this week as 90210‘s grief-stricken Ivy?
11 | Why can’t Ringer allow Henry to grow a pair — and then keep them?! He finally kicked the scheming Siobhan to the curb this week, only to take her back 10 seconds later. And then he entrusted her with his murder confession!
12 | Which dancing was best: Cougar Town‘s stepping or Vampire Diaries‘ Damon and Sage getting their groove on?
13 | Which was your favorite sex alternative on New Girl‘s chalkboard? (Ours: “Watch Friday Night Lights.”) And who do we thank for Dermot Mulroney’s most-charming-to-date performance in anything?
14 | How fun was the way General Hospital handled the initial scenes between onetime Port Charles lovebirds Michael Easton and Kelly Monaco? “Don’t I know you?!” “You seem so familiar!” Priceless.
15 | It’s the question on every One Tree Hill fan’s mind: Do you think Dan Scott was successfully redeemed by the time of his heart wrenching death? And while it was nice to see Keith back in Tree Hill High’s halls, was there a moment that felt more earned than Haley and Nathan’s long-awaited reunion?
16 | Isn’t it time American Idol‘s Nigel Lythgoe notified Randy Jackson that when he follows J.Lo and Steven, he need not always begin his critique with a variation on “Echoing my fellow judges…”?
17 | Happy Endings‘ Max goes from being hot-n-heavy with James Wolk to lusting after… Bobby Moynihan? Whiplash! And how is it possible that the consistently hilarious comedy failed to make us laugh once this week?
18 | How displacing is it to have Friday Night Lights‘ Jesse Plemons on Bent, where the lead character’s name is Riggins?
19 | Coincidence that Jaclyn Smith’s CSI kidnapper had Farrah hair? And while it was awesome to see Hodges save the day, who wouldn’t have liked to see Mom bust out some Kelly Garrett-era karate moves?
20 | When is The Vampire Diaries‘ Bonnie going to get a good storyline?
21 | Does Secret Circle‘s Charles come off a bit less evil ever since his haircut? Also, a question for mischievous Melissa: What if Diana wasn’t wearing a bra while haggling with the cop?
22 | Isn’t it a bit jarring how much Community’s Britta looked like “white” Michael Jackson? Finally, have any Human Beings reviewed all of our recent Community scoop and tried to piece together what Chang and his little minions might be plotting?
23 | If NBC is going to keep double-pumping 30 Rock, why not just bring back Parks and Recreation, or end The Office early? Speaking of which, how does The Office‘s search for a new showrunner, combined with Mindy Kaling’s exit, John Krasinski likely going part time, Rainn Wilson peeling off for a spin-off and Ed Helms out booking guest star gigs not add up to the show simply calling it a day and making this the final season?
24 | Wouldn’t Awake‘s babysitter twist have tracked better if her “red” life had derailed upon learning that onetime ward Rex had tragically died?
25 | Anyone catch the disdain on Isaac Mizrahi’s face when guest judge Tommy Hilfiger praised the commercial nature of Michael’s final Project Runway All-Stars collection? Does Isaac need reminding that he’s designed for no less a commercial entity as Target?
Hit the comments with your answers — and any other questions you care to throw out there!