Here are a few things we learned this week on the web: If you dress your kid in cute moccasins and your last name is Kardashian, you can offer “advice” to moms on the Internet; the guys of Insane Clown Posse are good sports, except when it comes to a dude kissing them; and Saturday Night Live‘s Christine Nangle wants to have your baby.
Aim High | This is a particularly bad day for Nick. He’s on the run from a Russian mercenary and the Mob, and his whole high school despises him because he spoiled the senior prank.
I Wanna Have Your Baby | Saturday Night Live‘s Christine Nangle launches a web series that follows the exploits of Dolores Santangeli, a woman who will have your baby if you can’t. Lots o’ NYC comedy talent fills the first few episodes, including Mike O’Brien, who guest stars in the latest episode as a sketchy back-alley doctor.
7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O’Brien | Insane Clown Posse’s Violent J channels an angry PTA mom who hates ICP, while Shaggy 2 Dope wants nothing to do with this end-of-the-show kissing stuff. Seriously, don’t touch him.
Kourtney’s Mommy Blog | E! Online brags that Kourtney Kardashian brings “A-list know-how” to a computer near you with her brand-new series that collects what she has learned from her first-time mom experience. The premiere episode deals with a subject near and dear to every (celebrity) mom’s heart–what is H&M featuring this season in outerwear for 2-year-olds? In the second episode, the reality star opines about how “the energy used to make plastic toys is worse than [the energy used in] making wooden toys.” I’m gonna keep watching to see if I can figure out what “A-list know-how” is.
Pretty the Series | Turns out Michael was an ’80s bad boy who went by the name Champagne Toast. More importantly, Genie Francis is back!
Which of the above shows is a must-see for you? Comment away below, and feel free to offer your own recommendations!