Quotes Of The Week: Good Girls, Evil, Superman & Lois, Blacklist And More

Fun fact: TVLine's Quotes of the Week are scientifically proven to reduce your end-of-the-weekend blues. (Just don't ask us to present any hard data or anything.)

In the list below, we've compiled nearly two dozen of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got Evil's Kristen taking full advantage of the show's new streaming home, The Good Fight's all-too-relatable throwback to the start of the coronavirus pandemic, Legends of Tomorrow's meta trip through its own previous season finales and a highly unexpected — emphasis on "highly"! — Wizard of Oz reference from The Blacklist's Aram.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Bosch's final season (read premiere post mortem), plus quotable moments from Loki, Good Girls, Mythic Quest, Superman & Lois and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Care for a toke? I'd give almost anything to hear you talk like a member of the Lollipop Guild."

After inhaling helium from some Get Well balloons for Ressler, Aram (Amir Arison) encourages Red and Dembe to do the same

"We're setting teleconferencing infrastructure. So download a program called Zoom.com. Z-O-O-M."

"Get on your computers. Zoom.com."

In a flashback to the early days of the pandemic, Diane (Christine Baranski) and Adrian (Delroy Lindo) introduce a cutting-edge piece of technology to their staff

"All this talk about renaming buildings and whatnot because so-and-so was a monster? I say, take 'em all down. If your name is on the side of a building, chances are you did some horrendous s—t to get it there."

A slightly inebriated Brooke (Uzo Aduba) gives her whiny white patient Colin a much-needed reality check

"This is the kind of thing you do when you know it's over for you."

O'Brien takes a hit off Seth Rogen's joint during his final week of shows

"Just catching up on some repairs while the power's down. Now I know who to call next time I need help with a screw. That came out wrong."

"Oh, it sounded right to me."

"I meant like handyman stuff."

"Yeah, Sarah's great with a handy man."

Corinne (Hope Lauren) can't help but 'ship Grover (Ian Duff) and Sarah

"She's an unusual woman. Looks like a banker, kind of a female Stringer Bell. You watch The Wire...?"

"Yeah, I binged it."

One might even say that J. Edgar (played by The Wire alum Jamie Hector) has a "history" with Stringer Bell

"LT... What's going on?"

"Pest control."

Jerry (Jamie Hector) stumbles upon Billets' (Amy Aquino) parade of nabbed bad cops

"Oh god, look at him, Nom'. Steam's about to blast out of his ears like that little robot bitch from Small Wonder."

"Ugh, I hate that show!"

"How does no one find it f—ked that a middle-aged man built an anatomically correct young girl to do housework and s—t?"

Dawn (Regina Hall) kind of has a point, no?

"What's it like inside there? Earth still round? Is the sky even blue?"

Ruby (Retta) once again questions the way Annie's mind works

"Maybe I need to stop being a god and just be a mom."

Lori Vallow (Lauren Lee Smith) to married boo thang and cult leader Chad, after they've successfully executed her husband's murder

"Look how they have me strapped up!"

"That's what you get when you throw piss on someone."

"It was water!"

"That was not water."

"Well, when I drank it, it was water!"

Wyatt (Aaron O'Connell) uses piss-poor logic on Madison (Brock Yurich)

"Why would I help you?! Because I died, and you cloned me? I die about once a year, and my girlfriend is a clone."

Frequently resurrected Sara (Caity Lotz) finds Bishop's plan rather unimpressive

"Where the hell are we?"

"Last year's finale."

"What's a 'finale'?"

"You'll see. They're pretty fun — except for the one where I died."

Astra (Olivia Swann) and Nate (Nick Zano) school Spooner (Lisseth Chavez) on the Legends' past season finales as they travel back in time

"Wait! Walk him to the parking lot. This will sell it."

"That's not necessary."

"Yes, it is."

"I like you."

"I know."

Jo (Jessie Ennis) helps Brad (Danny Pudi) get "street cred" by placing a sweater over his handcuff-free wrists when SEC agents come to ask him questions about insider trading

"We can't believe a word that comes out of that f—ker's mouth!"

While discussing Leland, Kristen (Katja Herbers) revels in her show's newfound home on a streaming (read: non-censored) service

"You play too f—king much, J."

"I'mma tell Mama you out here cussing."

Brothers David (Kwame Patterson) and JG (Arlen Escarpeta) give each other the blues after JG's prank draws the attention of his fellow Miami police officers

"Listen, neither of us is getting off this rock if we can't get that TemPad turned on."

"Where do you have it hidden?"

"In my heart."

"Well, then, I'll cut it out!"

"Nice. Very droll. Lovely."

Would you believe Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and Sylvie (Sophia Di Martino) could actually tolerate each other by the end of this episode?

"To Mazikeen, Queen of Hell."

"I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever."

Maze (Lesley-Ann Brandt) appreciates a devilishly good portmanteau

"What are you worried about then...?"

"That [Lucifer] won't be able to balance being the ruler of the universe with being my boyfriend — which, when I say it out loud, sounds really selfish."

Chloe (Lauren German) opens up to Dan about her love life possibly playing second fiddle to... well, everything else

"I can't wait to tell my dad about the wedding. He's going to be so excited. I mean, as excited as a hologram can get, I guess."

Clark (Tyler Hoechlin) basks in his marriage to Lois