Quotes Of The Week: Batwoman, iCarly, Fear The Walking Dead, Conan And More

We have the perfect gift for the TV-loving dads in your life this Father's Day: all-new Quotes of the Week!

In the list below, we've compiled more than a dozen of the week's best TV sound bites, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a bittersweet confession of love on Fear the Walking Dead, an extremely important question raised by the Republic of Sarah series premiere, some insight on why Batwoman's Beth is the way she is... and, for that matter, some insight on why Loki's title character is the way he is. (We've learned so much this week!)

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Conan, plus sound bites from The Bold Type, Generation, iCarly (Sam's absence in the revival explained!), The Real Housewives of New York City and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"What's that?"

"Candy. Do you have candy on Asgard?"

"Yeah. Grapes, nuts."

"No wonder you're so bitter."

Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is mystified by a pack of Kablooie chewing gum

"How exactly do we declare independence? We just text the president, 'Boy, bye'?"

AJ (Nia Holloway) has questions about Sarah's plan to turn their town into a country

"I'm all fun and games until someone f—ks with my new nose. It's very expensive."

Can Leah McSweeney just make that her tagline next season?

"Even from a distance, I could tell [Adriana] was mixed up in something bad. Dangerous, even."

"Is that why you bought the gun?"

"No, I bought that after I was fried by a goddess and demons took my baby."

Linda (Rachael Harris) started packing heat after some celestial run-ins

"Who is more qualified than me...? Good point. I ran Hell for millennia. Have any of you run your own kingdom? Even so much as a taco truck?"

Lucifer's (Tom Ellis) campaign speech to be the new God could use some finessing

"I did take a sleeping pill. So if you watch Dateline, you know that this could get violent, quickly."

Sutton (Meghann Fahy) does not take kindly to being woken up in the middle of the night by Jane

"Thank you for coming. Moms are literally so annoying."

"Not when they're deeeeaad!"

"I don't ever know what to say when you do that."

Chester (Justice Smith) rarely misses a chance to make his friends feel uncomfortable about his mother's untimely demise (kids these days!)

"And how long have you worked for Sen. Ron Johnson?"

Colbert razzes guest Jon Stewart about his impassioned suggestion that COVID-19 originated in a lab in Wuhan, China

"We can't afford this!"

"OK, I am the one they call 'Jeans-us.'"

"OK, well then call me Judas, emphasis on the 'Jew,' OK?"

"That's what I've been calling you behind your back."

Keith (Paul Scheer) and Tiff (Casey Wilson) are strange bedfellows, especially when it comes to business

"S—t, not again. Another murder. We'll have to testify. I can't take it anymore. We never learn!"

Rebeka (Claudia Salas), high on drugs and thinking Cayetana stabbed Guzman, sums up the show

"I can't talk to him. I'm not dating, I'm not making videos... I'm too embarrassed about my life."

"You should be! Your legs look like Eugene Levy's eyebrows."

Harper (Laci Mosley) paints a disturbing picture of Carly's unshaved legs

"Who's your final guest? I'm assuming it's Jay Leno?"

"He won't answer. Every time I call, someone is like, '[in Leno voice] He's not here right now.' Must be his maid."

Martin Short alludes to the 2010 Tonight Show debacle during one of Conan O'Brien's last shows

"Much like Steve Martin at the urinal, it streams for 36 minutes."

Short confirms the runtime for upcoming Hulu comedy Only Murders in the Building

"Enigma worked on you, too?"

"Daddy, you don't get this extra without a little shove."

Jacob (Dougray Scott) gains insight into daughter Beth's (Rachel Skarsten) brokenness

"I watched Athena's father die from radiation exposure. It was long, it was painful, and there's no escaping it. I'm not going to watch that happen again, not to someone else I love. [Beat] Yeah, Morgan. That's the problem with me: I never tell anyone how I feel until it's too late."

"That's you and me both."

Grace (Karen David) and Morgan (Lennie James), about to share their first kiss before dying... or so they think

"Well, I can assure you of this: being from the United Kingdom, I don't even understand the question."

Craig Ferguson and the players try to process the clue that the Hustler brushes their teeth eight (!) times a day