Quotes Of The Week: 30 Rock, Psych 2, Days Of Our Lives, Daily Show And More

With the presence of both 30 Rock and Psych, our latest Quotes of the Week compilation is straight outta 2006.

Both shows made a comeback this week by way of a 30 Rock-themed upfront presentation for NBCUniversal (read recap) and the second Psych movie (read recap), which landed on the just-launched streaming service Peacock. But our list of quotable moments from the past seven days isn't strictly a nostalgia trip.

This time around, we've also got a World of Dance contestant's stomach-turning talent, a makeover for Black Monday's Tiff that's very rock and roll, Trevor Noah's dismayed reaction to Disney World's reopening on The Daily Show and a bittersweet silver lining for Palm Springs' central couple.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Greenleaf, Yellowstone and Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., plus sound bites from Snowpiercer, Days of Our Lives and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"You left behind a slow cooker with a three-pound roast in it. You nearly This Is Us'd the entire block."

"This Is Us? Dad, why are you watching that show? There's the same on ABC, but newer."

Henry (Corbin Bernsen) and Shawn's (James Roday Rodriguez) exchange is, of course, a nod to Rodriguez starring on ABC's A Million Little Things, which is often compared to NBC's This Is Us by critics. (Click here for our interview with the actor for his thoughts on the "silly meta" line.)

"You're fired."

"You can't fire me."

"Why? Because I'm not a pastor? I'm Bob Whitmore's daughter and soon to be First Lady. The only person with more power than me here... is God. Fired."

Judee (Valerie Jane Parker) boots Charity (Deborah Joy Winans) from what used to be her own family's church

"We can't run this church having to double-back every time we talk to make sure you're truly, madly, deeply on board."

"Truly, madly, deeply?"

"It's Judee's favorite movie."

"You wanna know what mine is? It's a little film that I am writing, directing and starring in today called You Can't Fire My Black Ass, I Quit."

Charity (Deborah Joy Winans) has had it up to here with Phil (Sean Blakemore) siding with his fiancée

"Trump's team acted like [him wearing a mask] was a big deal, but who cares? You're four months late! It's like someone saying, 'Should we not do a live-action Cats?' now."

"Fight for what's right! Fight for your family.... Fight for your frickin' lunch meat."

"That's a travesty to call this lunch meat."

Roche (Mike O'Malley) has a minor quibble with Till's rallying cry

"I was thinking we should consummate this deal."

"Wow... um... that sounds great, but... I don't know if they told you — my back is broken."

"Are you saying no?"

"No. No. No, no, no. I just... um... I don't want it to paralyze me."

"Well, it might paralyze you for a minute or two."

Mia (Eden Brolin), encouraging a hospitalized Jimmy (Jefferson White) to take his first real, er, ride

"I've been funny all my life."

"You are many things, but baby, funny is not one of them. Sorry."

"Call me that again."

"Call you what?"

"Baby. Say it again."

"You like that, do you?"

"I do."

"OK, baby."

"What should I call you?"

"Wife. [beat] I didn't mean that."

Did Beth (Kelly Reilly) just kinda-sorta propose that Rip (Cole Hauser) propose?!

"Please stop!"

Even seen-it-all Jennifer Lopez gets freaked out by Chau walking on her toe knuckles

"Wait a second. That's your plan? Sympathy tears while you blame your evil husband and promote your new special jean?"

"I don't have a new special jean."

"No, I meant promote your new Christmas special, comma, Gene. Like Gene Simmons. 'Cause of the Kiss makeup."

Blair (Andrew Rannells) can't resist poking fun at Tiff (Casey Wilson) after her time in the makeup chair goes awry

"When my time comes, my time comes. But I'm going to do all I can to make sure my obituary doesn't say, 'Cause of death: Space Mountain.'"

Noah marvels at how many Floridians are flocking to the reopened Disney World, even during a pandemic

"We don't need TGS to make a comeback. We can do it on our own! We've always been a perfect team."

"Like peanut butter and dog pills!"

Jenna (Jane Krakowski) and Tracy (Tracy Morgan) go together like... well, you know

"Stand back. There's going to be a big surge of electricity. Electricity is dangerous."

"Do I look like a Neanderthal to you?"

"I spent time with a tribe of Neanderthals. Agent Sousa does not resemble one."

When Deke (Jeff Ward) treats Sousa (Enver Gjokaj) like a caveman, Enoch (Joel Stoffer) lends his two cents

"Physical contact will help. I have an idea."

"Please tell me we're not going to spoon."

May (Ming-Na Wen) actually wants to spar, not spoon, with mind-blocked Yo-Yo (Natalia Cordova-Buckley)

"Stefano DiMera seduced Madame, and then he abandoned her once he took her ruby."

"Please tell me that's not a euphemism."

"Gross."

"It was an actual ruby."

Ivan (Ivan G'vera) explains to Jake (Brandon Barash) and Gabi (Camila Banus) why he told Vivian that her baby was stillborn

"What if we get sick of each other?"

"We're already sick of each other. It's the best."

Time-loop companions Sarah (Cristin Milioti) and Nyles (Andy Samberg) consider the cosmic implications of attempting an actual relationship