THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES

Edi Patterson stole just about every Gemstones scene in which she appeared, but none more than Judy’s incredible (and incredibly bizarre) season finale monologue. As Judy recounted the bonkers story of her relationship with a professor, every word of dialogue seemed more insane than the last. (For example: “He did a restraining order on me, so I bought him a Jeep Grand Cherokee to prove I loved him.”) Even funnier than the script, though, was the somber way Patterson delivered it, attempting to spin Judy’s stalker-ish habits into a tragic tale of unrequited love. (Watch it here.)

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