Quotes of the Week from Salem, SYTYCD, Beauty and the Beast, Hollywood Exes, Undateable and More

July 4th fireworks have already exploded in most major cities — but allow yourself to “Oooh!” and “Aaah!” over TVLine’s Quotes of the Week — a collection of the best retorts, one-liners and bon mots from all your favorite shows!

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This time around, we’ve got a hairy situation on Undateable, a music critique by omission on Hollywood Exes, a bit of politeness on 24, a Dickens reference on Under the Dome, a Wendy Williams outrage and much more.

So click through our gallery (look for the button beneath the photo, above, or CLICK HERE) for the latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!

Comments are monitored, so don’t go off topic, don’t frakkin’ curse and don’t bore us with how much your coworker’s sister-in-law makes per hour. Talk smart about TV!

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  1. Evan says:

    They really should have had the exchange between the Sheriff and Stiles and Scott about Derek on Teen Wolf!

    Sheriff: Guys just be honest.. Have you been time traveling because if time travel is real, I’m Done, I’m out!

    Scott: No we found him like that!

    Sheriff: Where swimming in the fountain of youth???

    Stiles: No, we found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbayne in a aztec temple in Mexico underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake!

  2. Androme says:

    My favorite one was Wendy Williams’ criticizing her audience for changing their minds after hearing the dude (who is really handsome to me) is loaded. I almost died!

  3. A says:

    Totally missed Spencer’s “Psychological selfie” comment on PLL

  4. Colleen says:

    Thank you for finally fixing the formatting here so that the quotes can be seen in the same frame as the photos. Much appreciated.

  5. SLP says:

    Not to be a wang, but it’s “trois” not “troix” for the SYTYCD quote.

  6. Nick says:

    I love Shelley on Undateable, I hope it gets renewed. It’s a really funny summer show

  7. pullsnopunches says:

    Lt. Provenza on Major Crimes when Captain Taylor tells him that the victim’s cryogenically prepared head cannot be refrozen: “It’s the same with chicken and fish.”