Quotes of the Week from Salem, SYTYCD, Beauty and the Beast, Hollywood Exes, Undateable and More

July 4th fireworks have already exploded in most major cities — but allow yourself to “Oooh!” and “Aaah!” over TVLine’s Quotes of the Week — a collection of the best retorts, one-liners and bon mots from all your favorite shows!

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This time around, we’ve got a hairy situation on Undateable, a music critique by omission on Hollywood Exes, a bit of politeness on 24, a Dickens reference on Under the Dome, a Wendy Williams outrage and much more.

So click through our gallery (look for the button beneath the photo, above, or CLICK HERE) for the latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!