Quotes of the Week: Best Zingers From Blacklist, Downton, Parks and Rec, White Collar & More

The end of January is nigh, which means it’s time to stick a fork in at least one of your 2014 resolutions and cook up one that’s easier to follow.

How about this? “Never miss an installment of TVLine’s Quotes of the Week!”

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Then again, what kind of loon would ever skip our roundup of the small screen’s best zingers, one-liners, bon mots and retorts from the last seven days?

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This time around, we’ve got a some Downton Dowager goodness, a Sherlock blog item, some new-agey Trophy Wife, a silky White Collar run-in, a Parks and Rec upgrade, a double dose of Sleepy Hollow and much more. So click through the gallery below for our latest batch of honorees, then hit the comments to weigh in on your faves — and add anything we’ve inevitably missed!