8 pm The Bachelor (ABC) | Season 18 premiere: Single dad/former Bachelorette contestant Juan Pablo Galavis searches for his soul mate as this inexhaustible “reality” series churns on.
8 pm Almost Human (Fox) | When a psychopathic killer straps a bomb to Kennex’s neck, the team must race to save his life. Guess this would be a really bad time for Dorian to start malfunctioning, eh?
8 pm Antiques Roadshow (PBS) | Season 18 premiere: Items up for appraisal include a first edition of the Book of Mormon (raise your hand if “Hello! My name is…” just popped into your head) and a plate designed by Picasso.
9 pm Hostages (CBS) | Two-hour season finale: Duncan decides to use Sandrine to save Nina and Sawyer; the First Lady confronts Ellen and forces her to tell the truth about the assassination plot.
9 pm Single Ladies (VH1) | Season 3 premiere: A wedding brings the ladies together.
9 pm Major Crimes (TNT) | The squad hustles to stop a serial killer; a game of chess turns dangerous.
9 pm Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off (Food Network) | Season 3 premiere: This round’s aspiring
fame reclaimers foodies include Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan, former Bachelor Jake Pavelka, Mrs. Brady aka Florence Henderson and ’90s rap sensation Vanilla Ice.
10 pm Teen Wolf (MTV) | Midseason premiere: After kinda dying a little the last time we saw them, Stiles, Scott and Allison experience odd effects.
10 pm Castle (ABC) | Castle and Beckett hunt a serial arsonist-turned-murderer; Ryan’s wife goes into labor, but disaster threatens to ruin the day. Watch a sneak peek and check out some hot (get it?) photos.
11 pm Wolf Watch (MTV) | Series premiere: Wipeout front woman turned Teen Wolf co-star Jill Wagner hosts this Talking Dead-like deep dive into MTV’s lycanthropic drama.
NEXT MONDAY: How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Mom, Hart of Dixie, Beauty and the Beast, Sleepy Hollow and The Blacklist return…. Lost Girl, Switched at Birth, Being Human, The Fosters, and Archer premiere… Intelligence bows in its regular time slot… and Chozen and Bitten debut.
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