White House Slams South Park's Portrayal Of President Trump As Satan-Loving Dictator: 'This Show Hasn't Been Relevant For 20 Years'
The White House has released a scathing response to Wednesday's Season 27 premiere of South Park, which portrayed President Trump as a whiny-voiced, flappy-headed, Satan-loving, small-membered dictator, before cutting to a deepfake "pro-Trump" PSA which featured a nude POTUS equipped with tiny talking genitals.
In other words, the Comedy Central 'toon is giving Trump the same treatment it gave Saddam Hussein in 1999's South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. Satan even alluded to Trump and Hussein's similarities during Wednesday's episode, telling Trump, "You remind me more and more of this other guy I used to date, like a lot. Like, you guys are exactly alike!"
"The Left's hypocrisy truly has no end," White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said in a statement on Thursday. "For years, they have come after South Park for what they labeled as 'offense' content, but suddenly they are praising the show,. Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows."
The statement continues: "This show hasn't been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country's history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump's hot streak."
Titled "Sermon on the 'Mount," Wednesday's premiere also included an extremely meta visit from Jesus Christ, who warned the people of South Park to stop going after President Trump. He even alluded to CBS' recent cancellation of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, a decision believed by many to be a direct result of Colbert referring to CBS-owner Paramount's $16 million settlement with Trump as a "big fat bribe."
"You guys saw what happened to CBS," Jesus told the people of South Park. "Well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount! You really want to end like Colbert? You guys have got to stop being stupid! Just shut up or we're going to get canceled, you idiots."
Jesus continued, "If someone has the power of the presidency, and also has the power to sue and take bribes, then he can do anything to anyone! Its the f–king president, dude. All of you, shut the f–k up, or South Park is over. Its f–king over, just stop and shut the f–k up!"
As for the deepfake video of a naked Trump that we mentioned earlier, the episode advertised HeTrumpedUs.com, which redirects users to a South Park-created website hosting the video.
On Thursday evening, during a South Park-adjacent panel at San Diego Comic-Con, Parker and Stone were asked for their thoughts about Trump's response. "We're terribly sorry," Parker said, feigning total seriousness.