Quotes Of The Week: Greenleaf, Don't, Big Brother, Coroner, Star Trek And More

Time has become a nonsensical blur in 2020, but you can always be sure it's Sunday if we have a new Quotes of the Week compilation to share. (And we do!)

With another seven days of television behind us, we've gathered 15 of the most quotable moments from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got an unexpected career change for a Coroner detective, Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon's perfect reaction to a new lawsuit involving the NRA, an intriguing peek into Ensign Mariner's backstory on Star Trek: Lower Decks and a pop culture reference on Wynonna Earp that any Legends of Tomorrow fan will certainly appreciate.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and DC's Stargirl, plus sound bites from Big Brother, Yellowstone, To Tell the Truth and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON

"Wow, the NRA as we know it could be gone. Aw, thoughts and prayers."

YELLOWSTONE

"What do y'all wanna listen to?"

"Air conditioning."

Oh, Mia (Eden Brolin), Rip (Cole Hauser) isn't a top-down, radio-up kinda guy

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Thing is, I already have a sister to save. Her name is Jemma Simmons."

Daisy (Chloe Bennet) isn't about to let Sybil tell her who her family is

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (Bonus Quote!)

"[May, reading Sybil's typing] You killed my hunters. Prepare to meet the same—."

"You know, maybe don't recite the messages out loud. I can read English, so I'm good."

Coulson (Clark Gregg) doesn't need to hear dystopian threats twice!

BIG BROTHER

"By a show of hands, who has gotten married since they first played the game? [Multiple houseguests raise their hands] I always say we have more marriages than The Bachelor."

"I got divorced!"

Enzo regrets to inform Julie Chen Moonves that not every All-Star has a happy relationship update

GREENLEAF

"Can we at least destroy something? Thank you."

Judee (Valerie Jane Parker), overeager to see Calvary torn down

DON'T

"[Ryan Reynolds voiceover] A special thanks to the Kardashian family for allowing us to use this question. They are a very, very private family."

DC'S STARGIRL

"According to Pat, I've got tonight to figure it out. Less than eight hours, to be exact. Do you have any ideas, Justin?"

"I'm going to go clean the bathroom."

"[Rick, exasperated] Yeah. Have a blast."

Apparently it's the liberal use of Scrubbing Bubbles that makes Justin (Mark Ashworth) the Shining Knight

DC'S STARGIRL (Bonus Quote!)

"The password is... New Kids on the Block? What does that mean?"

"[Realizing Beth is serious] Uh... it's just random words."

Barbara's (Amy Smart) password has no numbers or special characters. But it does have the right stuff, baby.

LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS

"President Trump's re-election campaign yesterday asked the commission on presidential debates to add a fourth debate with former Vice President Joe Biden. Oh, totally. I mean, any chance to gain some additional insight into these elusive mystery men."

STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS

"I've been in a Klingon prison where I had to fight a yeti for my own shoes... for no reason! He was just being a dick!"

Ensign Mariner (voiced by Tawny Newsome) may be low on the totem pole, but she's seen a lot of space adventure already

CORONER

"Go change the baby."

"You know I'm a detective, right?"

"Mm-hmm, that's why I know you can find the diapers."

Dr. Jenny Cooper (Serinda Swan) has faith her colleague can handle a grieving mother's baby

TO TELL THE TRUTH

"... and my butt entered the annals of history."

Introducing the original Coppertone baby, Anthony Anderson lets slip one of his more cheeky bits of wordplay

WYNONNA EARP

"Speaking of adults, Nicole is here."

"What? How?.... How does she look??"

"I... think you will be pleased!"

Like Doc (Tim Rozon), Waverly (Dominique Provost-Chalkley) is about to get an eyeful of the sheriff

WYNONNA EARP (Bonus Quote!)

"No way. Not today. When I dreamt about dying, it involved me, in Waverly's arms, and Waverly in Sara Lance cosplay."

Nicole (Kat Barrell) apparently has a Legend-ary crush

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