Quotes Of The Week: Ginny & Georgia, All American, NCIS: LA, Oval And More

Much like the Hollywood Foreign Press Association at tonight's Golden Globes, we've got some TV awards to hand out.

Instead of a fancy ceremony, though, our awards merely take place in the below Quotes of the Week compilation, which gathers the most memorable small-screen dialogue from the past seven days.

This time around, we've got a delightful psychology pun courtesy of Charmed, WandaVision's cheeky reference to a Marvel Cinematic Universe continuity error, Resident Alien's extremely loose definition of the word "truce," and a surprisingly high number of quotes about avocado, thanks to All American and NCIS: Los Angeles.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Batwoman, plus sound bites from American Idol, The Oval, Name That Tune, The Good Doctor and more series.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"What do you want?"

"A truce: You tell my parents I'm not crazy so I can stay home, and I'll stop telling everyone you're an alien."

"What about killing him? Can I still kill him?"

"No! That's pretty much implied in the word 'truce.'"

Sahar (Gracelyn Awad Rinke) takes on the role of mediator in the case of Harry (Alan Tudyk) v. Max (Judah Prehn)

"I am so tired of being overlooked in favor of that Sigmund fraud just because I'm a woman."

We're starting to suspect that Maggie (Sarah Jeffery) only chose psychology as a major for the ample pun opportunities — and we approve!

"It looks like Paul Revere boned a pumpkin spice latte."

Ginny (Antonia Gentry) describes her new hometown of Wellsbury

"You just called Britney Spears retro, so I have to go cryogenically freeze myself."

Georgia (Brianne Howey), after Ginny reveals that she and her friends are going as the pop singer for a "retro" Halloween costume

"Never judge a book by its cover."

"Or its hammer!"

Judge Katy Perry and costumed Viking enthusiast Anthony Guzman, after the latter (perhaps surprisingly) turned out to have an impressive singing voice

"Brett wants to go home because of his sciatica. Is that a real thing, or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off for an appointment with his Mandalorian?"

Floor supervisor Cheyenne (Nichole Sakura) refuses to be fooled again

"You doing some spring cleaning?"

"Yep."

"...It's not spring."

After this exchange with Priscilla (Taja V. Simpson), are we sure that Nancy's (Ptosha Storey) real last name isn't... Drew?

"How can anyone suspect Callen of being a Russian agent?"

"Well, in case you have been busy surfing, or enjoying your organic, avocado toast, there has been a bit of a power struggle in this country lately."

Kilbride (Gerald McRaney) initially writes off Fatima as a garden variety millennial

"You're a noble savage..."

"How am I a 'noble savage'? I've got a frickin' octopus with a top hat!"

Deeks (Eric Christian Olsen) gets roped into modeling for creepy Kirkin

"I live in an intentional community, which, for the uninitiated, translates to millennial clown car, and I'm the manager, so I drive the car. It's a jalopy that runs on sexual tension and bad decisions, which we have plenty of."

Alice (Sherry Cola) describes The Coterie during her standup routine

"Where are my children?"

"[mockingly] 'Where are my children?' Oof, that accent really comes and goes, doesn't it?"

Agatha (Kathryn Hahn) observes, as Marvel Cinematic Universe fans have done for years, that Wanda's Sokovian accent is... sporadic

"But what is grief, if not love persevering?"

In a flashback to shortly after Pietro's death, Vision (Paul Bettany) offers Wanda some poignant words of comfort as she mourns

"'MMMBop'... was that us?"

Kevin Jonas can't remember whether he's a Jonas brother or a Hanson brother

"You do realize that your couple's name will be 'Vajayjay,' right?"

Jordan (Michael Evans Behling) is tickled by the portmanteau that will result from Vanessa and JJ becoming exclusive

"White people like it!"

"Avocado!"

While playing Heads Up, Spencer (Daniel Ezra) gets the only clue he really needs from Layla (Greta Onieogou)

"I owe you for this."

"Oh, I know you do. And I do plan to collect."

Tanosse (Adrianna Mitchell) mischievously warns Franklin (Damson Idris) after calling in a favor for him

"I will miss you, but I don't want to hug you."

Shaun (Freddie Highmore) bids adieu to ousted intern Olivia

"Visiting from Gotham...?"

"Why, do I look depressed?"

Alice (Rachel Skarsten) does have a point...

"Hey, do you have any cash? We should probably leave the maid a tip."

"You're dark."

Alice (Rachel Skarsten) and Ocean (Nathan Owens) drop some bodies before checking out

"This girl is an angel sent down from God himself."

"Excuse me? Nobody sent anybody down from anywhere. I spent two days slowly ejecting her from my body. You were there."

"I was there."

Randall (Sterling K. Brown) and Beth (Susan Kelechi Watson) have very different views on the birth of their second daughter, Annie

"You expect me to believe you are going to go to a dance with your friends, they'll all be dancing, while you just stand there?"

"I go to church and don't pray. How is this any different?"

Missy (Raegan Revord) doesn't think her family's Baptist beliefs should keep her from a middle school dance

"Come on, Sheldon. Think of it as a free dinner."

"I'm a kid. All my dinners are free."

George Sr. (Lance Barber) tries (and initially fails) to convince Sheldon (Iain Armitage) to attend dinner with a university benefactor 

"Whoa, what a change! Astrophysicist to police detective..."

"It sounds like a new show on Fox!"

Randy Jackson and Jane Krakowski marvel at a player's TV-worthy career path