Quotes Of The Week: Legacies, Ghosts, The Voice, Insecure, SVU And More

Not even a sleep cycle-ruining time change will stop us from delivering our favorite Quotes of the Week on a Sunday afternoon.

In the list below, we've gathered nearly 20 of the small screen's best sound bites from the past seven days, including scenes both scripted and unscripted from broadcast and cable series.

This time around, we've got Ariana Grande's self-deprecating look back at her own 2016 song on The Voice, Ghosts' anxiety-inducing discussion of Jeff Goldblum's filmography, a nod to a certain vampire slayer on Law & Order: SVU and a surprisingly self-aware moment for Chucky during his latest kill.

Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of The Good Doctor (which series regular is out?), plus quotable moments from Legacies, Queens, Fear the Walking Dead, DC's Stargirl and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

THE VOICE

"I'm a little bit offended that 'Boy, you've got me walking side to side' did not earn me a spot on your top lyricists [list]."

Ariana Grande, after Mega Mentor Ed Sheeran was told that he was one of Sasha Allen's two all-time favorite songwriters

INSECURE

"I mean, by the time you're married, maybe your daddy could roll you down the aisle, because he'll be in a wheelchair, because he'll be old, Molly."

Molly's mom Ceecee (L. Scott Caldwell) tries to guilt her daughter into dating the organist from her church

NCIS: LOS ANGELES

"We're not LAPD, we're NCIS."

"And I'm an INFJ with PTSD."

Roundtree (Caleb Castille) makes clear to a POI they are no mere cops

THE GOOD DOCTOR

"'Dr. Reznick cares deeply about people. Sweet, kind, thoughtful...' What do I have to do to get that level of service?"

"Let me bill your insurance."

Park (Will Yun Lee) would never use any of the aforementioned adjectives to describe his girlfriend Morgan (Fiona Gubelmann)

THE GOOD DOCTOR (Bonus Quote!)

"We could role-play. You could be the shirtless and eager-to-please doctor, and I'll be the sexy-but-demanding patient... with a nasty fungal infection."

Morgan (Fiona Gubelmann) totally had Park's attention... until that nasty fungal infection part

LEGACIES

"Nailed it... dragon... soft spot... snarky quip. [Faints]"

Even when she doesn't have enough energy to form an actual post-battle quip, Hope (Danielle Rose Russell) still gives the viewers what they want

THE NEIGHBORHOOD

"You'll never find me..."

"We don't want to."

A frightened Dave (Max Greenfield) responds to Emily the Ghost

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD

"John, don't go up there. You almost died last time. If those people on the radio don't kill you, the dead will!"

"We're already living six feet underground. I'm not sure I see what the difference is."

Post-nuclear blast, June (Jenna Elfman) and John (Keith Carradine) have different opinions of what it means to live it up

BLUE BLOODS

"When guys like him shoot their mouth off about stuff they know nothing about, it's guys like me who bear the brunt of it. We are the ones who get spat on. We are the ones who get ambushed."

"When you're not brutalizing our citizens!"

"Oh, you're gonna tar all of us with that brush...? Because I'm sure all priests don't like to be blamed for what some of you do."

Sid (Robert Clohessy) squares off with a protest-prone priest

THE ROOKIE

"What about this makes you think I'd be a good dad? I don't floss. I've never had a vegetable. I have the IQ of a hummingbird — which I'm told is the stupidest of birds..."

Pete (Pete Davidson) explains to John why he peaced out on pregnant Chastity

CHUCKY

"Sorry a—hole, but I just couldn't take it for one more second. From the minute I first saw you, you know, I couldn't stand your f—king face. I don't know. Maybe I'm just projecting."

A badly burnt Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) wonders whether he's displacing his low self-esteem onto his latest victim

GHOSTS

"If it's Jurassic Park we're talking about, then I'm Goldblum. You might be him if this was Ragnarok."

"Why does he speak of Ragnarok?! Is it upon us?!"

"Does that mean something to Vikings?"

"Yeah, probably. It's from Norse mythology. It's a series of events that brings out the end of the world."

"Everybody run! The end is nigh!"

Jay (Utkarsh Ambudkar) and Sam's (Rose McIver) discussion of Jeff Goldblum's movie roles inadvertently freaks out Thorfinn (Devan Chandler Long)

QUEEN SUGAR

"You ain't lost nothing that you can't get back. You still got your family. You still got love."

Aunt Vi (Tina Lifford) to Ralph Angel, after he apologizes for committing a crime and putting the family farm in peril

DC'S STARGIRL

"Ew."

"Whatever."

Wildcat (Yvette Monreal) catches Shiv (Meg DeLacy) loudly wrenching her broken bones back into place

SEAL TEAM

"Maybe another way? One that doesn't involve Mark Zuckerberg having photos from inside my body?"

Mom-to-be Stella (Alona Tal) shoots down Clay's suggestion they post their sonogram to Facebook

LAW & ORDER: SVU

"Vampires... I told you we might get lucky."

"After you, Buffy!"

Velasco (Octavio Pisano) follows Rollins' (Kelli Giddish) lead into an abandoned warehouse potentially occupied by a vampire—err, suspect

NCIS

"Are you sure you wouldn't, maybe, just rather confess to murder?"

McGee (Sean Murray) and Torres learn that their POI deals not PEDs, but female athletes' sweaty sportswear

QUEENS

"Miss?"

"Yes?"

"I'd love a gin martini when you get a chance."

"Do you want to die?"

Naomi (Brandy) has no time or patience for a woman (Joann Brown Maguire) at a reception who mistakes her for a member of the waitstaff

YOUNG SHELDON

"He may not have been the world's greatest dad, but maybe we weren't the world's greatest kids."

Adult Sheldon (Jim Parsons) reflects on how he and his siblings mistreated George (and breaks our hearts in the process)

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