Quotes Of The Week: Andor, Ghosts, SEAL Team, The Resident And More
Not a trick to be found here: You'll get only treats in our newest Quotes of the Week compilation.
In the list below, we've gathered nearly 20 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we've got Elaine's understandable aversion to psychedelic drugs on Reboot, one of the sweetest exchanges from Kit and Bell's wedding on The Resident, yet another new nickname for SEAL Team's Clay, and a joke from Dancing With the Stars' Len Goodman that, if we're being honest, feels more like a threat.
Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Abbott Elementary, Chucky and The Handmaid's Tale, plus quotable moments from Stargirl, Ghosts, The Voice and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
SEAL TEAM
"Hey, what was with the Road House back there, Patrick Clay-ze?"
Sonny (A.J. Buckley) calls out Clay for starting a bar brawl
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
"Best holiday by far. Disguises, crime, looking hot — these are my specialties."
Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter) is a fan of Halloween
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (Bonus Quote!)
"We've watched Nightmare Before Christmas but only the Christmas parts, Practical Magic without the witchcraft and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker."
Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) describes her church's Halloween movie screening tradition
DC'S STARGIRL
"You didn't happen to teach fifth-grade math in the early 1980s back in Omaha, Nebraska, did you?"
Nurse Love's rigid ways remind Pat (Luke Wilson) of someone
THE SURREAL LIFE
"I've never done anything like this before. How about you?"
"White girls? Yes."
An honest question from wrestler CJ Perry proves once again that former basketballer Dennis Rodman is living in his own universe
ONE OF US IS LYING (Episode 7)
"Boy, what's wrong with you? You kidnapped Vanessa? You know you can't be kidnapping no white girl with followers."
Kris (Karim Diane) questions Cooper and the rest of Murder Club's plan to protect Vanessa from Simon Says by kidnapping her
ONE OF US IS LYING (Episode 8)
"Wealthy family takes in misunderstood teen with troubled and criminal past. I mean, you're kind of like the white Fresh Prince. They can make a whole TV show about you."
"They did. It's called The O.C."
Cooper (Chibuikem Uche) and Janae (Jessica McLeod) discuss Nate's new living situation, which finds him shacking up in Janae's backyard
ANDOR
"I'm a mirror, Vel. You love me because I show you what you need to see."
Cinta (Varada Sethu) tells Vel the needs of the revolution come before their own
THE VOICE
"I was born to that song!"
"You weren't even conceived to that song!"
Blake Shelton highly doubts that Camila Cabello has ever heard Simple Minds' "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
GHOSTS
"I've been in relationships that had more people than this party."
Flower (Sheila Carrasco) is unimpressed by Jay and Sam's Halloween shindig
CHUCKY
"Jen, we have been worried about you!"
"What is this, a party or an intervention?"
"Well, if the muumuu fits..."
Tiffany/Jennifer's (Jennifer Tilly) friend Sutton Stracke questions her many life choices, including her colorful yet strange apparel
CHUCKY (Bonus Quote!)
"Isn't that your Oscar dress?"
"No, but thanks for reminding me when I lost to that bitch Dianne West!"
"It's Wiest."
"Whatever!"
Tiffany (Jennifer Tilly) can't be bothered to remember the correct name of Jennifer's former Bullets Over Broadway costar
REBOOT
"I don't want to go back to Silicon Valley. I'm too little to microdose. For me, it's just dosing!"
Network executive Elaine (Krista Marie Yu) doesn't have the psychedelic tolerance to make it in the tech world
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
"I'm this generation's Eddie Guerrero!"
Dominik Mysterio invoking the beloved, late wrestler's name to piss off WWE fans is peak heel behavior
NCIS
"What's going on? What did you do to my babies?!"
"Yeah, your babies don't like Jimmy. He makes them cry."
MIA Kasie (Diona Reasonover) resurfaces to find Jimmy hacking at her CPUs, in a bad way
DANCING WITH THE STARS
"If you're in the Bottom Two, I'm gonna show my bum in the supermarket."
With all due respect to Len Goodman and his backside, we really hoped Heidi D'Amelio wouldn't be in the Bottom Two
THE HANDMAID'S TALE
"I'm not going to live in the same house as my child's kidnappers."
"Do you have an irony deficiency?"
Commander Lawrence (Bradley Whitford) can't believe the gall of Serena (Yvonne Strahovski)
THE HANDMAID'S TALE (Bonus Quote!)
"I turned the other cheek. Turns out after all this, I guess I'm a better Christian than you."
June (Elisabeth Moss) explains why she helped Serena give birth, even though she hasn't forgiven her
THE RESIDENT
"I'm so proud of you, Mrs. Bell."
"And I of you, Mr. Voss."
Who said Kit (Jane Leeves) has to take Randolph's (Bruce Greenwood) name now that they're hitched?