Quotes Of The Week: The Mandalorian, NCIS: LA, Supernatural, Bull And More
We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you... a new batch of Quotes of the Week!
Once again, we've rounded up the most memorable dialogue from the past seven days of television, including broadcast, cable and streaming series alike.
This time around, we've got a Grey's Anatomy confession to which we can all relate in 2020, a Superstore employee who still misses The CW's Salvatore brothers, a heartbreaking full-circle moment from Supernatural's series finale and an offhand joke from The Conners' Dan that has given us so many questions.
Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of the LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special, The Undoing and Hulu's Animaniacs revival (grade the premiere!), plus sound bites from The Good Doctor, The Blacklist, NCIS: Los Angeles, A Million Little Things and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
THE GOOD DOCTOR
"Did he just mansplain?"
"Not at all. I was just trying—"
"So you're just going to do it again?"
"No, I'm just trying to—"
"[In unison] Shut up."
Morgan (Fiona Gubelmann) and Claire (Antonia Thomas) shut down know-it-all residency applicant Will (Sam Robert Muik)
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
"President Trump tweeted last night, 'I won the election.' Buddy, you're still talking about that? That was four years ago. Also, we had another election, and I have terrible news."
LEGO STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL
"Ugh! Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored-bored. Who cares about a trade dispute?!"
Time-hopping Rey drops in on Obi-Wan Kenobi (voiced by James Arnold Taylor) circa Phantom Menace
LEGO STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL (Bonus Quote!)
"Do you have any idea what the protocol is here?"
Dueling Darth Vaders stymie a stormtrooper
THE AMAZING RACE
"I didn't see any letters. Like, all I saw was my life flash before my eyes!"
DeAngelo fails a word puzzle while fearing for his life on a 180-foot rappel
THE UNDOING
"Make no mistake: I am a c—ksucker. And I don't mean that in the sense of gay belittlement, as it's currently come to be interpreted. No. I'm an old-fashioned c—ksucker. The more traditional kind. The kind who f—ks over anyone who hurts me or a loved one. You speak of ugliness, Mr. Connaver? You have not yet met... ugliness."
After his grandson gets quasi-suspended, Franklin (Donald Sutherland) issues a cryptic, colorful warning to the private school's dean
THE UNDOING (Bonus Quote!)
"Perhaps I could suggest that you killed her. Did you?"
"Are you making a joke?"
"I don't make jokes. I'm not funny."
Attorney Hayley Fitzgerald (Noma Dumezweni) quickly reminds client Grace (Nicole Kidman) that she has absolutely no sense of humor
GREY'S ANATOMY
"I don't even know what pants are."
Amelia (Caterina Scorsone), in the middle of an all-too-relatable meltdown
THE BLACKLIST
"[Red turns to Liz] As for you? I can't begin to describe my disappointment."
"Oh, thank God."
Liz (Megan Boone) has already heard enough of Red's (James Spader) monologues to last a lifetime
BULL
"Taylor's got some kind of system set up where we get on our computers at home and talk to each other like we're still here."
As the pandemic gets underway, Bull (Michael Weatherly) and the TAC get ready to "Zoom"
THE BACHELORETTE
"I'm not taking it anymore, dude. Like, you are interfering in something that I'm trying to grow right now, and I really don't appreciate it at all."
"All right, well, take your medium shirt and sit down."
"My medium shirt? It's actually a large."
Chasen is apparently unaware of how skin-tight his wardrobe choices look
THE WALKING DEAD: WORLD BEYOND
"Mm. Interesting. It's like a warm sack of nails is hugging my insides."
Elton (Nicolas Cantu), after a swig of Percy's homemade alcohol
THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT
"Looks like Rudy got a bad batch of 'Just for Henchmen.'"
THE CONNERS
"You don't want to see me hungry. There used to be another kid around here."
Did Dan (John Goodman)... eat Jerry Garcia Conner?
THE MANDALORIAN
"Can I at least buy you a drink?"
"Sorry — I've got some on-board maintenance to take care of."
Where in the universe can Mando (Pedro Pascal) buy some burp cloths?
ANIMANIACS
"All joking aside, reboots are symptomatic of a fundamental lack of originality in Hollywood. A creativity crisis fueled by terrified executives clinging to the past like rats to the debris of a sinking ship."
Yakko Warner (voiced by Rob Paulsen) pokes fun at the entertainment industry's reboot- and revival-palooza
ANIMANIACS (Bonus Quote!)
"Come, Pinky. Let us prepare for tomorrow night."
"What we gonna do tomorrow night?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
Pinky (voiced by Rob Paulsen) and the Brain (Maurice LaMarche) are up to their same ol' tricks... even after all these years
STATION 19
"I'll do yours if you do mine."
"How do you make even nasal swabbing sound sexy?"
Carina (Stefania Spampinato) makes COVID testing an offer Maya (Danielle Savre) can't refuse
NCIS: LOS ANGELES
"Hello, Fatima...?"
"I'm trying to meditate."
"And how is that going for you?"
"I don't get it. I spent a fortune on these candles and... I didn't realize they were scented."
"Yeah. I can smell that."
Fatima's (Medalion Rahimi) attempt at de-stressing frankly stinks
A MILLION LITTLE THINGS
"Because of the seriousness of this moment, I'm not going to make a threesome joke. But this is where it would've gone."
A relieved Gary (James Roday Rodriguez) breaks the tension when Eddie begins to regain consciousness by squeezing both Gary's and Katherine's hands
SUPERSTORE
"Bring back Vampire Diaries!"
Sandra (Kaliko Kauahi) takes out her TV-related frustrations on the Cloud 9 in-store-vaganza wheel
SUPERNATURAL
"I can't do this alone."
"Yes, you can."
"Well, I don't want to."
Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) recreate an exchange they had in the pilot episode as Dean is dying
SUPERNATURAL (Bonus Quote!)
"Hey, Baby. [Dean starts car, "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas plays on radio] Ah, I love this song."
Dean (Jensen Ackles) goes for a drive in the Impala upon getting to heaven, accompanied by Supernatural's longtime "theme song"