Quotes Of The Week: The Bachelorette, Fear TWD, West Wing Special And More
Real-life travel is still off the table, but we're about to take metaphorical trips to the Big Brother house, Aaron Sorkin's version of Washington, D.C. and the zombie apocalypse, among other destinations.
Our latest Quotes of the Week compilation features the most memorable dialogue from the past seven days of television, including zingers and one-liners from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we've got a Bachelorette contestant who might need to see a therapist (well, don't they all, really?), rare tension between We Are Who We Are's Caitlin and Fraser, Lin-Manuel Miranda's surprisingly uncomfortable visit to The West Wing and a bold proclamation from Fear the Walking Dead's Morgan.
Also featured in this week's roundup: a double dose of Supernatural, plus sound bites from Bob's Burgers, The Amazing Race, Helstrom and more.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
FEAR THE WALKING DEAD
"Morgan Jones is dead, and you are dealing with somebody else now."
Morgan (Lennie James), in essence telling nemesis Virginia, "No more Mr. Nice Guy"
A WEST WING SPECIAL TO BENEFIT WHEN WE ALL VOTE
"I'm just going to wing it, if that's OK?"
"Fine. Try not to rhyme. It can get irritating."
Janel Moloney will let Lin-Manuel Miranda go off script... as long as he doesn't turn his voting PSA into a freestyle rap
THE BACHELORETTE
"I was able to spend a few minutes with the most beautiful girl that I have seen since my mother, in Clare."
Um... Jason's gushing about his time with Clare may have been a bit more revealing than he intended
BOB'S BURGERS
"A month's rent in one night is more than we make in a month!"
Can someone remind us why Linda (voiced by John Roberts) is in charge of the restaurant's finances?
BIG BROTHER
"I'm a very clumsy person. I break, like, at least two pickle jars a month. I don't need to prove it. Just watch me for two seconds."
A very self-aware Nicole explains why she found the Head of Household competition so challenging
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
"NBC held a town hall event with President Trump, because what can I say? We have a type."
SUPERNATURAL
"In the field long, Lovato? You look greener than Baby Yoda."
The sheriff (Beatrice Zeilinger) is dubious of young "FBI agent" Jack
SUPERNATURAL (Bonus Quote!)
"Hello, where can I find the Kool-Aid?"
Jack (Alexander Calvert) attempts to join a faith-based group
NEXT
"Can you get me a pcap on an Iliza, without anybody there knowing?"
"Well, I cracked the DOJ key management server, hungover on a Saturday morning in my underwear. I think I can handle a simple trap-and-trace."
"Excellent humblebrag."
"It wasn't a humblebrag, it was a brag brag. But this place is crawling with IT, I can't exactly start pulling ports."
"[To Shea] I thought you said this guy was a hacker? [To CM] You sound like my grandmother trying to work the VCR."
Paul (John Slattery) enlists CM's (Michael Mosley) particular set of skills
THE AMAZING RACE
"'Who thinks they can steal the show?' Me. I saw something with rhythm. He has absolutely none. He needs to learn how to do something other than... jiggy his body around."
"I'm pretty good!"
Jerry shows off his dance moves (or lack thereof) after his son, Frank, teases him
HELSTROM (Episode 1)
"I missed the carvings at first.... They're not Phoenician, and they're definitely not Aramaic.... It's more like ancient demonic."
"Yeah, the thing has one eye, so... good guess!"
Caretaker (Robert Wisdom) offers Ana (Sydney Lemmon) his two cents
WE ARE WHO WE ARE
"This is not what I had in mind for you."
"Surprise! I exist outside of your mind."
Caitlin (Jordan Kristine Seamón) does not have time for Fraser's (Jack Dylan Grazer) judgmental comments