Quotes Of The Week: Peacemaker, Project Runway, Countdown And More

You didn't think we'd forget Quotes of the Week, did you?

In our latest column below — which rounds up the best sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including Project Runway, Twisted Metal, Countdown, Tyler Perry's Sistas and more.

Also featured in this week's roundup: Beyond the Gates brings out a bit of corporate synergy, Peacemaker pays homage to an iconic Jersey Shore haircut and Dexter: Resurrection celebrates the perks of living in New York. Plus, we've got quotable moments from Big Brother, The Quiz With Balls and The 1% Club.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso and Andy Swift)

"I'm going for soft, feathery, maybe like a snowy egret... but I'm seeing a dirty, dirty, little pigeon."

Madeline's look is no better than a sky rat

"They're not twins, but they are sisters: Tacky and Jacky."

Law Roach at it again with the creative critique

"Do you need anything?"

"No, I'm set. Just sitting here trying to remember my Paramount+ password. Figured while I'm off my feet, I'll binge Survivor."

Is corporate synergy now part of Derek's (Ben Gavin) physical therapy regimen?

"You do not want peace at all. It's obvious, OK? But that's fine, Danni. Two can play that game. It's 'at first sight' from now on."

"It's 'on sight,' you clown!"

For someone who loves fighting with Danni (Mignon), her co-worker Leonard (Kellen Boyle) sure is terrible at it

"I love New York." 

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) praises his new city, a place where he can stuff a body into a car trunk while passersby pay him zero mind 

"Would you rather be a squirrel or a monkey?" 

Rachel toys with nominee Morgan by constantly interrupting a conversation between Morgan and veto holder Lauren

"Somebody's gotta fix these lights."

C'mon, Raven (Patty Guggenheim), you must know that flickering fluorescent bulbs create a spooky atmosphere!

"Mr. Teo understands that you are police officers here to ask questions about the unfortunate death on one of his properties."

"Actually, I'm a Special Agent; he's a police officer."

"Detective."

"Eh, police, though."

Oliveras (Jessica Camacho) and Meachum (Jensen Ackles) quibble over pecking order

"Babe, you're crushing my hand."

"Sorry."

Things get extra-tense, and fingers turn purple, for the Usry family as they hope for a perfect game

"Sometimes they say some not-so-great s—t."

"Like what?"

"Just, like, that I'm stupid. That I'm wearing a disco ball on the top of my head.... And, 'Hey, the first season of Jersey Shore called, it wants its haircut back!' Like a f—king TV show could call you on the phone."

Chris (John Cena) is super anxious about his interview with the Justice Gang superhero team

"I am not on good terms with Thirty Seconds to Mars, how dare you."

We get it, James Gunn, Jared Leto's Joker is not in your new DCU

"On behalf of the demented people who come up these questions, I sincerely apologize."

Joel McHale speaks the truth

"$39,000, everybody! And if we don't give that money away, Fox will spend it on another Ken Jeong show. And we cannot let that happen."

Joel McHale speaks another truth!