Quotes Of The Week: Animal Kingdom, Evil, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Loot And More

Sunday has come around once again, as has a new compilation of our favorite Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we've gathered more than 15 of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a monumental moment for one of The Umbrella Academy's Hargreeves siblings (read more about that scene here), Nakia's appreciation for TV crime procedurals on Ms. Marvel, a Real Housewives of Dubai confessional that doesn't surprise us nearly as much as it should, and yet more proof that perhaps Evil's David isn't cut out for priesthood.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Loot, The Boys and Obi-Wan Kenobi's (series?) finale, plus quotable moments from The Orville, Animal Kingdom and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"Let's Brady Bunch this bitch."

Allison (Emmy Raver-Lampman), upon learning that the six Hargreeves siblings will need to cram into two rooms at the Hotel Obsidian

"Who elected you, Vanya?"

"It's, uh, Viktor."

"Who's Viktor?"

"I am. It's who I've always been."

Viktor Hargreeves (Elliot Page) introduces himself to his siblings for the first time

"This is the first time I've felt like a fraud being a priest."

"The first time in your eight days? Ohhh my goodness."

David (Mike Colter) gets no sympathy from Vatican "friend" Victor LeConte (Brian d'Arcy James), who's recruited him for some espionage

"Gordon, that quail needs therapy now!"

The young chefs freak out when Gordon Ramsay accidentally drops an ostrich egg — almost on top of a visiting quail

"What are you lookin' at? Yeah, you wish, f-g."

"I wish? I wish what, exactly? You really think that I would go for someone like you? 'Cause look at me, and then look at yourself. Your face is so busted, your hairline is literally running away from it, and I am a Persian Clark Kent. I am tall. I am fashion-forward. I am the moment. You are sad. You're ignorant. You are yesterday. So I think you and your little backup dancer should probably get going. You might be late to your micro-d—k meeting."

Rahim (Anthony Keyvan) masterfully tells off two homophobes

"And then we stayed up until, like, two in the morning, talking and drinking root beer floats."

"Whoa. Giving those Euphoria kids a run for their money."

Mia (Rachel Hilson) lightly mocks Lake and Felix's extremely tame alone time

"Gym membership's already at half capacity on the books."

"Where'd you get the names?"

"From the giving tree, man. Why? What's it matter?"

Craig (Ben Robson) has had it up to here with being questioned by J (Finn Cole)

"Pursuant to U.S. criminal code, law enforcement officers are not permitted to enter a private space without a signed warrant."

"Yeah? You studied the criminal code in homeroom?"

"Law & Order reruns. But I'm not wrong."

Nakia (Yasmeen Fletcher) cuts short Damage Control's search of her mosque

"You can't go traveling around the world, getting on the news for falling into swimming pools."

"Lots of people fall into swimming pools all the time."

"Yeah, but they don't then get out and try to give the waiter a lap dance."

"In my defense, I really did think it was Sting. They have the same hairline when you're on drugs."

Molly (Maya Rudolph) tries to justify her high-profile drug adventures to her foundation's director, Sofia Salinas (Michaela Jaé Rodriguez)

"So what inspired you to become more involved in charity?"

"Sean. Imma need you to do me a favor."

"Anything."

"I'm gonna need you to shut the f—k up."

Molly's (Rudolph) Hot Ones interview with Sean Evans doesn't go according to plan, as she quickly learns how much she loathes spicy food

"Alien delicacies..."

"Always a crapshoot."

Admiral Halsey (Victor Garber) and Capt. Mercer (Seth MacFarlane) boldly go... wherever Krill cider takes them

"I was given to my cousin when I was really young. This is normal in my country. And my cousin was hot, so there's not an issue with that."

Chanel Ayan describes her arranged marriage as only she could

"Do you know what a GPS is? Or Bluetooth? Or the Internet?"

"[smiles] You made those words up."

Hughie (Jack Quaid) tries to convince Soldier Boy (Jensen Ackles) that he needs his and Butcher's help since he's been frozen for decades, but Soldier Boy ain't buying it

"Buddy, you think you look strong? You're wearing a cape. You're just a cheap f—king knockoff."

"Oh no, I'm the upgrade."

Soldier Boy (Jensen Ackles) and Homelander (Antony Starr) finally face off

"Always remember, Henry, a marriage is about two people, but a wedding is about exactly one woman, and you are marrying her daughter."

Henry's dad (Josh Stamberg) offers him some advice about who's really in charge

"I am not your failure, Obi-Wan. You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker — I did."

Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen), reinforcing what Ben Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker in A New Hope — that Vader did, indeed, kill his father

"Princess Leia Organa, you are wise, discerning, kind-hearted. These are qualities that came from your mother. But you're also passionate and fearless... forthright. These are gifts from your father. Both were exceptional people who bore an exceptional daughter."

Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor), beautifully explaining who Leia's birth parents were without explicitly revealing them as Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala