Somewhere among the Cadbury Creme Eggs and marshmallow Peeps, the Easter Bunny has also delivered a fresh batch of Quotes of the Week.
In the list below, we’ve gathered more than 15 of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got an exchange between The Walking Dead‘s Maggie and Negan that we never thought possible, proof that Killing Eve‘s Villanelle really hasn’t changed much, Park’s bizarre (but also kinda sweet!) compliment for Morgan on The Good Doctor, and a tearjerking connection between the original Wonder Years and its present-day successor.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Ghosts, All American, Abbott Elementary and Good Trouble.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
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THE WALKING DEAD
Image Credit: AMC screenshot (2) “[Hershel] doesn’t exactly trust me, you know.”
“But I’m starting to.”
Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Maggie (Lauren Cohan) reach a turning point as she asks her husband’s killer to babysit their son
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THE GOOD DOCTOR
Image Credit: ABC screenshot (2) “You know what I love about you? You look like a Disney princess, but you’re mean, and that’s… so hot!”
An intoxicated Park (Will Yun Lee) reveals what most attracts him to Morgan
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GHOSTS
Image Credit: CBS screenshot “Alexa, will there be Season 2 of It’s Getting Hot in Here?!”
Thor (Devan Chandler Long) has a very important question for the A.I.
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GHOSTS (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: CBS screenshot “Do you think she’ll get sucked off now?”
“Sucked off at prom? I suppose anything’s possible.”
Isaac (Brandon Scott Jones) and Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) wonder if ‘80s teen ghost Stephanie will finally move on to the great beyond, now that she’s had her prom night
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THE WONDER YEARS
Image Credit: ABC screenshot “Gwendolyn, but he called her Winnie.”
Bruce (Spence Moore II) reveals the reimagining’s unexpected connection to the OG series — that his friend Brian, who died in the Vietnam War, is also Winnie Cooper’s brother — and breaks our hearts in the process
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SHINING VALE
Image Credit: Courtesy of Starz “I can’t help but feel like, if I had somehow made a worse fence, she’d still be here.”
Terry (Greg Kinnear) feels responsible for the sudden death of Valerie, who impaled herself on the fence he just constructed
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ALL AMERICAN
Image Credit: The CW screenshot (2) “There is nothing that a blueberry scone can’t fix.”
“A scone? That’s the white side of you coming out.”
Coop (Bre-Z) lovingly mocks Olivia’s (Samantha Logan) breakfast food of choice
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ALL AMERICAN (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: The CW screenshot (2) “So, who is Spencer James, and why do you love football?”
“I’m originally from South L.A. Born and raised. Yeah, born and raised in South L.A.”
“Was it on the playground where you spent most of your days?”
Social media influencer Davita (Brittany Marie Batchelder) crowns Spencer (Daniel Ezra) the fresh prince of GAU
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YOUNG SHELDON
Image Credit: CBS screenshot “It’ll be like my mom’s Bible study, but we know the characters aren’t real.”
Sheldon (Iain Armitage), upon starting an Isaac Asimov book club with Drs. Sturgis and Linklater
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
Image Credit: ABC screenshot “Let me see these permission slips to the zoo, and they better be real, ’cause I can tell if you faked a Herbie Hancock.”
“Oh, it’s John Hancock.”
“Girl, I know. I just say whatever I want.”
Ava (Janelle James) doesn’t play by the rules
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: ABC screenshot “I have been through this many times before. The worst was 2005. A child by the name of August got lost in the Hershey factory, looking for a chocolate river.”
Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) takes charge when a student goes missing during a zoo field trip
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MINX (Episode 9)
Image Credit: HBO Max screenshot “You have the hair of a starlet and the hips of a Greek goddess.”
“I’ve seen those statues. They’re kinda doughy.”
“Dough gets pounded.”
Bambi (Jessica Lowe) is determined to boost Shelly’s (Lennon Parham) body image, no matter what
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A MILLION LITTLE THINGS
Image Credit: Courtesy of ABC “Hold on. I get half credit for that.”
“Do you?”
“Should you?”
“Thank you.”
When Eddie (David Giuntoli) brings up his role in [cough] product-of-his-affair [cough] Charlie’s birth, Maggie (Allison Miller), Regina (Christina Moses) and Eddie’s ex-wife Katherine (Grace Park) chime in
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GOOD TROUBLE
Image Credit: Freeform screenshot “I’m Shelby Woo. From The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo. [Off Kelly’s blank look] Asian characters were very underrepresented in the ’90s.”
Alice (Sherry Cola) dresses up for Dennis’ ’90s-themed birthday party
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GOOD TROUBLE (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: Freeform screenshot “Me and Tanya are still friends. It was a very conscious uncoupling.”
“You know I’m allergic to white nonsense.”
Malika (Zuri Adele) checks in on Dyonte (Marcus Emanuel Mitchell) after his breakup
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KILLING EVE
Image Credit: BBC America screenshot “I did it, Eve.”
“Don’t you mean ‘we did it’?”
“Yeah. But mostly me.”
Villanelle (Jodie Comer) lets Eve (Sandra Oh) know she’s taking the credit for taking down The Twelve
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SURVIVOR
Image Credit: CBS screenshot “Being out here by myself with no kids around, no wife that’s bored and wants to nag me, I saw it as an opportunity. I’m getting to do some things out here that I always wanted to do and also learn new things about myself, and that to me is wonderful.”
Maybe Rocksroy Bailey should’ve left his wife out of this one…
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SURVIVOR (Bonus Quote!)
Image Credit: CBS screenshot “The thing about Survivor is I can show my true self and that means not be subdued. That means if I have a weird thing I want to say, I say it. I want people to know me for who I am. But everyone on this tribe has great qualities, and everyone on this tribe has things that they want to work on. Some of these things might be obvious to everybody, and some of these things might be less obvious to everybody. Mine are obviously more obvious to everyone because I’m just like blah blah blah blah blah, but like, I knew that coming into th… what was your question?!”
Jeff Probst lets Maryanne Oketch take the floor at Tribal Council, knowing with absolute certainty that the young woman does not have an off button
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