Quotes Of The Week: Handmaid's Tale, Atlanta, She-Hulk, Emmys And More
Our latest Quotes of the Week compilation features plenty of variety, from a foul-mouthed Eli Gold to... a foul-mouthed Harley Quinn.
In the list below, we've gathered a dozen of television's most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we've got a standout acceptance speech from Monday's Primetime Emmy Awards, an expletive-laced rant that The Good Fight's Eli Gold could only get away with on Paramount+, Darius' disinterest in his new kitchen appliance on Atlanta, and a rare triumphant moment for the women of The Handmaid's Tale.
Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Harley Quinn and The Challenge: USA, plus quotable moments from She-Hulk, Resident Alien and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
74TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS
"When I was a little girl, all I wanted to see was me in the media: someone fat like me, Black like me, beautiful like me. If I could go back and tell little Lizzo something, I'd be like, 'You're going to see that person, but bitch, it's going to have to be you.'"
SHE-HULK
"Snake Venom Lip Plumper.... She's literally selling snake oil!"
Jen (Tatiana Maslany) surveys all that Titania is shilling under the She-Hulk name
HARLEY QUINN
"Wait, is Lex putting you up to this because of the Evil Lair Tax? It's half a percent, for chrissake! And it all goes toward making Gotham College free!"
Mayor Joker (voiced by Alan Tudyk) wonders why Poison Ivy suddenly wishes him dead
HARLEY QUINN (Bonus Quote!)
"Thanks for waiting, you f—king dildos!"
Harley's (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) newfound Bat-Family flies off into the night without her
RESIDENT ALIEN
"But the thing I remember most was feeling alone. I knew no one would believe me except my Aunt Kathy, but her favorite shirt was a straitjacket."
Deputy Liv (Elizabeth Bowen) shares a bit of family history with the alien tracker as she finally comes clean about her extraterrestrial sighting
COBRA KAI (Episode 6)
"Daniel-San told me how dangerous you can be."
"Did he mention how I kicked his ass back in high school?"
"I robbed him while he was on date."
"Oh, yeah? I pushed him down a cliff."
"I fight him to death."
"Oh, yeah? What are you, a ghost or something?"
Daniel's two former nemeses Johnny (William Zabka) and Chozen (Yuji Okumoto) compare notes on how badly they tortured him in the past
THE CHALLENGE: USA
"Well, Angela, it's all your fault. She's outta here."
"Stop, you're going to make me cry again!"
"I know, that's what I'm trying to do!"
Host TJ Lavin razzes Angela Rummans just seconds after she eliminated her bestie in the Arena
THE CHALLENGE: USA (Bonus Quote!)
"People are starting to freak out, which makes me actually more comfortable. People's panic just, like, soothes me. I'm here for it."
Casting gold Tyson Apostol basks in the comforting sounds of his competition's fear
DC'S STARGIRL
"Did you kill the Gambler on a 'cheat day'? A day like The Purge...? I haven't seen it, but I read a summary online. It's a day where there are no laws—"
"We know what it is. We've seen 'em. They're hilarious."
Sylvester (Joel McHale) confronts gym rats Crusher (Neil Hopkins) and Paula
THE HANDMAID'S TALE (Episode 1)
"By her hand. By her f—king hand!"
A euphoric June (Elisabeth Moss) tells Moira and Luke that she killed Fred
ATLANTA
"I got this air fryer as a gift... but then I remembered I have an oven."
Darius (LaKeith Stanfield) has no time for pointless kitchen appliances
THE GOOD FIGHT
"Mother f—ker. Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't hear that? Mother f—ker. F—k you and your moronic defund the police bulls—t. Why? Because you're putting Trump back into the White House, you stupid f—kin' tai-t lick. You never heard me swear before? Well, aren't you in for a treat."
After six seasons of watching his mouth on CBS' The Good Wife, legendarily blunt political strategist Eli Gold (Alan Cumming) wastes no time taking his pent-up potty mouth for a spin in the Paramount+ spinoff