Quotes Of The Week: Hawkeye, Insecure, Days Of Our Lives, Dexter And More

Even during the Thanksgiving holiday, there was plenty of television to include in our latest Quotes of the Week column.

In the list below, we've gathered more than 15 of the small screen's best sound bites from the past seven days, including scenes from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a Yellowstone character's enthusiasm for a 1980s Patrick Swayze film, Nathan's memorable introduction to Issa's mother on Insecure, botany-based wordplay from Batwoman's Alice, and a rare appearance from the daytime-TV lineup, courtesy of Days of Our Lives.

Also featured in this week's roundup: double doses of Hawkeye (grade the first two episodes), The Sex Lives of College Girls, Legends of Tomorrow and Saved by the Bell, plus quotable moments from Dexter: New Blood, New Amsterdam and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

YELLOWSTONE

"When I grow up, I wanna be Sam Elliott with Patrick Swayze's hair."

Travis (Taylor Sheridan) reveals his love of Road House to Jimmy

BATWOMAN

"As for Renee Montoya finding out about you, let's just say that cactus is out of the bag."

Alice (Rachel Skarsten) plants some hard truths on "Poison Mary"

HAWKEYE

"Since when did everybody start saying, 'I love you' to everybody all the time?"

"That was my mom. Since when did your heart shrink three sizes?"

"When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas."

Kate (Hailee Steinfeld) thinks Clint (Jeremy Renner) is a real Grinch

HAWKEYE (Bonus Quote!)

"And I fought Thanos."

A LARPer begs Clint (Jeremy Renner) to let himself be pretend-killed

DAYS OF OUR LIVES

"You've been possessed by the devil again? Thought it was like the chicken pox — I thought it could only happen to you once!"

Sami (Alison Sweeney) catches up with mom Marlena

NASH BRIDGES

"My uncle Ernesto has a body shop; he can buff that right out."

Joe's (Cheech Marin) "explosive" marksmanship winds up doing major damage to Nash's Barracuda

THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS (Episode 3)

"Young Stalin can get it, right? Dude could've been on Riverdale."

Boy-crazy Bella (Amrit Kaur) even has the hots for her history book cover

THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS (Episode 4)

"It was nice meeting you, and I look forward to seeing you all on Selling Sunset one day."

Whitney (Alyah Chanelle Scott) ditches the sorority's rush event

CHUCKY

"I know you."

"Aren't you a little young to have seen Bound?"

Tiffany (who's still inside the body of actress Jennifer Tilly) assumes Junior (Teo Briones) recognizes her from Tilly's racy '90s crime-thriller

LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

"If he doesn't like you, he could have you kicked out of the totem."

"Is that legal?"

"I don't know or understand the rules of the totem, so... yeah."

We feel ya, Zari 2.0 (Tala Ashe)

LEGENDS OF TOMORROW (Bonus Quote!)

"That shirt really brings out Gary's eyes, and those pants accentuate his butt."

"[panicked] I think I understand why humans keep secrets now."

"That's called shame, and there's no shame in the game. Those pants do accent his butt."

After a machine reads Gideon's (Amy Louise Pemberton) thoughts, Behrad (Shayan Sobhian) assures her that it's OK to appreciate Gary's bod

NEW AMSTERDAM

"We need the A-team here, and you seem a little, um, Gen Z-ish."

Max (Ryan Eggold) underestimates the young-looking CDC specialist sent to help the hospital with a superbug

INSECURE

"You got a nice smile. I see. I see. You all Steph Curry with it, huh?"

Issa's mom Lila (Wendy Raquel Robinson), meeting Nathan over FaceTime for the first time

SAVED BY THE BELL (Episode 3)

"Lexi and I are whatever. We just have an unspoken rule that we don't talk about the unspoken thing we don't talk about."

"Like the One Who Shall Not Be Named from Harry Potter..."

"Voldemort?"

"J.K. Rowling."

Potterhead Daisy (Haskiri Velazquez) refuses to let a transphobic author destroy a beloved franchise

SAVED BY THE BELL (Episode 4)

"Damnnnn! Y'all got a Geoffrey?"

Devante (Dexter Darden) realizes just how rich his girlfriend Nadia is when he's introduced to her family's Black, British butler

DEXTER: NEW BLOOD

"A little Fargo, don't you think?"

Dexter (Michael C. Hall) isn't too keen on Deb's comically absurd idea of disposing of Matt's body via wood chipper

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