Quotes Of The Week: The Boys, DWTS, Ted Lasso, Big Brother And More

The Primetime Emmys aren't the only virtual awards being handed out today: We've also got some digital kudos to give via our Quotes of the Week compilation.

With the last full week of summer behind us, we're looking back at television's most quotable moments from the past seven days, including standouts from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we've got a Dancing With the Stars critique that was a bit too on the nose, a culinary vocabulary lesson on The Haves and the Have Nots, some brutal honesty from one Big Brother All-Star to another, and a heated Hamilton debate, courtesy of The Boys.

Also featured in this week's roundup: sound bites from Love Fraud, Ted Lasso, ABC's Vote or Miss Out special and more.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

"It's not realistic! Alexander Hamilton wasn't no Puerto Rican!"

"That's the point. It's a metaphor for the immigrant experience in America."

"But he was a white guy!"

"You know what's really good? Dear Evan Hansen."

The musical Hamilton, as explained by a couple of Russian gangsters

"When I got fired, I Tinder-ed my way through Barcelona. Everyone in that city ate my paella."

Ashley (Colby Minifie) tells A-Train about the... dishy way she coped with unemployment

"Do you remember the show Melrose Place? Heather Locklear's character? That was me. Professional on top, hooker on the bottom."

Lee recounts how she got in touch with her inner, middle-aged sex kitten upon meeting the docuseries' titular scam artist

"C'mon, where the remoto at?"

"The remoto?"

"Ain't that a wine or something?"

"No, risotto?"

"As a matter of fact, lemme get two bottles of that."

"That's rice."

Benny (Tyler Lepley) doesn't adapt to posh hotel living nearly as quickly as Candace (Tika Sumpter)

"I feel like we should solidify [our alliance]."

"Yeah, we need a name. Did you come up with anything? What'd you come up with?"

"'The Four Prime.'"

"'The Four Prime'? All right, I like it."

"Is four, like, a prime number?"

Ian's new suggestion for an alliance name is a puzzler for Nicole

"I don't hate you; I'm just disappointed in you... You shouldn't make this mistake on your third time playing... You've pretty much tanked all of our games if I go, and that's on you."

Ian lets Daniele have it after she names him as a replacement nominee for eviction

"See the Milk Sisters anywhere? You want me to go skim the backroom?"

"Don't make me regret this, Ted."

"Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna be an udder gentleman. Hey, I wonder if they've ever seen the movie Bridget Jones' Dairy..."

"Ugh."

"Sorry, that's not my breast milk pun."

Rebecca (Hannah Waddingham) is not a-moo-sed with Ted's (Jason Sudeikis) lactose humor

"For some reason, people aren't voting. And their excuses are crazy. I'll hear people say, 'I don't want to vote, my vote won't make a difference...' OK, but your YouTube comment will? That two hours you spent on Reddit in the comments section is going to make a difference?"

Whitney Cummings does her part to get out the vote

"Hold on. Do you think it's possible I've given my power to everyone I've ever had sex with, and just never knew it?"

"[Linda, testing to see if she has his power] Lucifer. What... do you... desire?"

"Nope. Nada. Totally limp. That's several million bullets dodged."

Lucifer (Tom Ellis) worries he has deposited his mojo all over the place

"Did Klumpsky ever meet his inspiration, did he ever get a good look at him?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Five broken ribs, a torn rotator cuff, and 'It's a Small World' on repeat. Yeah. I'm sure."

Maze (Lesley-Ann Brandt) really put the screws to a person of interest!

"Carole, for me, you didn't quite kill the paso doble..."

Too soon, Bruno. Too soon. (Unless, of course, Baskin didn't do it!)