Quotes Of The Week: NCIS, Daredevil, Doctor Odyssey, Chicago Fire And More

Michelle Williams will soon be Dying for Sex over on Hulu, but here on TVLine, we're dying for dialogue!

In our latest Quotes of the Week column — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than a dozen shows represented, including Doctor Odyssey, NCIS, The Voice, Days of Our Lives, Deal or No Deal Island, The White Lotus, NCIS: Origins, The Daily Show, The Studio and Chicago Fire.

Also featured in this week's roundup: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Jennifer Tilly explains her divorce settlement, Family Guy confirms our airplane suspicions and Abbott Elementary takes a page out of the Survivor playbook. Plus, we've got double doses of Daredevil: Born Again, Grey's Anatomy, Reacher and The Rookie.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Vlada Gelman, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Ryan Schwartz and Andy Swift)

"I got a piece of The Simpsons. Hello? I'm not buying diamonds on Chucky money. The Chucky money just pays for my snacks."

It's tacky to discuss how much you made in your divorce — unless you're Jennifer Tilly, in which case it's hilarious

"Melinda Trask, long time no see — which is especially unusual here in Salem, where one tends to run into everyone they know at least every five minutes or so."

Sometimes we wonder if Leo (Greg Rikaart) is actually aware that he's living in a soap opera

"Liv, you are way too peppery to leave the mortal plane."

Max (Joshua Jackson) delivers reassuring news — spoken like an A.I. bot

"Where's home?"

"Jersey City."

"Jersey City. Well, it certainly has its own special charm."

"You think so?"

"I prefer it to Hoboken."

"That's... the nicest thing I've heard anyone say about Jersey City."

Matt (Charlie Cox) gets on bank manager Yusuf Khan's (Mohan Kapur) good side

"F—k it."

Matt (Charlie Cox) hangs up on 911 and decides to suit back up

"Based on the size of the individual bite marks, it was a big one. And judging by the bite radius, it was more of a nip than a chomp."

"'This was no boating accident!' [Off Jimmy's blank look] Jaws...?"

Parker (Gary Cole) channels Richard Dreyfuss' Hooper, or at least tries to

"Oopsie poopsie! You know, back in my day, if you were a journalist who wanted leaked war documents, you had to work the sources, meet them in a dark garage, earn their trust, pound the pavement. Now, you just wait for the national security advisor to be distracted by White Lotus while he's setting up his 'Bomb Yemen' group chat. 'Are those guys j–king each other off?!?'"

"Every time I think I'm a badass, Bailey suddenly shows up and says, 'Hold my beer.'"

"Didn't you jump from a moving car to help me a few months ago?"

"Right, but there wasn't a bomb on board."

"You're right, totally lame."

Lucy (Melissa O'Neil) and Tim (Eric Winter) debate her skills at work....

"So, how do you feel about your first day of sergeant practice?"

"I mean, I think I'm a natural."

"Ordering people around is one of your gifts."

"I never heard you complain. [Catches herself] Did that sound flirty? I really didn't mean for it to."

...and in the bedroom.

"What about the gatekeeper? We gonna knock him off the Empire State Building with some biplanes? Because... s—t, Reacher..."

Neagley (Maria Sten) asks about the plan to take down Kong-sized Paulie

"Look, this case was a pretty heightened thing. And it led to you and me having a pretty heightened thing. And it was great — so great that I have half a mind to throw you into the barn and relive some of the best parts right now. But the thing is, I'm not really a stick-to-you, make-it-last, 'let's go to Pottery Barn and pick out lamps' kind of girl. I like not having to check in with people. I'm better doing my own thing. Which sucks, because of anyone I've ever spent time with, you just might be my favorite."

"OK."

"That's it? 'OK'?"

"Well, you stole the speech I normally say."

Duffy (Sonya Cassidy) gives Reacher (Alan Ritchson) the all-too-familiar "talk"

"I can feel Blake [Shelton]'s ridicule all the way from Oklahoma."

Adam Levine knows exactly how his frenemy would react to him giving a country singer an Avril Lavigne song

"Why do you even need grant money? You have the Fox Foundation."

"Research funding's like sex with me. You can never have enough."

Tom (Greg Germann) makes Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) sorry she asked

"If [your wedding] doesn't kill your priest, you're one up on me and Owen."

"Well, you guys don't set the bar very high."

Teddy (Kim Raver) congratulates Jo (Camilla Luddington) on her engagement to Link

"Mary Jo, do we have any—"

"[Lobbing Wheeler some Lactaid] Cliff, you're lactose intolerant, you need to accept that. You just need to tell Shelly to stop making lasagna on Sunday."

Mary Jo (Tyla Abercrumbie) knows what Wheeler's Monday-morning gut needs

"OK, and final thing before we push back: Which six seats do you want to disable the TVs on?"

Quagmire (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) confirms a long-held airplane suspicion

"I'm gonna have to take a 'boy band.'"

"What does that mean?"

"In sink. I also would've accepted Back-streak Boys. And it's definitely coming out at 98 degrees in one direction. In any case, it's all gonna sound and smell terrible."

Quagmire (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) warns his co-pilot that his bowels are in a big time rush

"Does the Immunity Idol have anything to do with the kids' vaccinations?"

"Oh, no. It's simple. Each file has one highlighted letter under the player and season. So last name, first letter is highlighted under Survivor player, first name, first letter in the season."

"OK, what about the episode number?"

"Oh, those are the bus routes. Seventy percent of the time when you pull a kid's file, it's to alert the parents to some bus issue. So just cross-reference that with the bus chart, and boom, there's your file."

Ava (Janelle James) explains her Survivor-themed file organizing system to Gregory (Tyler James Williams) and Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter)

"Services were supposed to be family only."

"I know, Chief. That's why we're here."

Pascal (Dermot Mulroney) is surprised to see Mouch (Christian Stolte) and the entire firehouse show up for his wife Monica's funeral

"I don't want her thinking she'd be just fine if she's poor. She needs to fear poverty, Tim. Like everyone else we know. That way, she'll make good decisions."

Victoria (Parker Posey) wants to scare her daughter Piper into choosing North Carolina comfort over Thai minimalism

"Am I fired? I'm literally the worst banker of all time!"

Chrissy Teigen questions her (fake) job security after winner David Genat walks away with $5.8 million

"If it was up to me, we'd be focusing on making the next Rosemary's Baby or Annie Hall or some great film that wasn't directed by a pervert."

"Turns our perverts make great movies."

"They really do."

After he's forced to produce a movie about the Kool-Aid Man, newly minted studio head Matt Remick (Seth Rogen) learns very quickly how tough his new gig is going to be